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more about #officesupplies more comments → OCEntertainment: I imagine it's only a matter of time before Pixar/Dreamworks make a war movie out of all the delightful pieces of dastardly office-death available the... more » OMG! Ponies!: Damn. I was expecting to see an army figurine standing perfectly still. As in, "Stationary Troop is stationary". more » Aethelred: Mr. President, we can not let ourselves fall behind in the pen-holder race. The very concept of a scotch tape gap is frightening to the continued surv... more » FrankenPC: I'll meet you at the bottom. There is still one more thing I must do before I go... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltwxC19s5u8 more » PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:: @everyone: Yes, this was posted before but give her a break. It's a cool video, I'm sure guys didn't mind watching it again. more » Nick: you bums below me need to zip it. this video never gets old and i don't care how many times i see. play it again Rosa! more » Hiphopopotamus: Something about Pacman with teeth strikes me as particularly sinister. The black paint job isn't really helping either. more » LegallyBored in NYC: If it was yellow, I would probably buy it as a quirky work-desk accessory. Although, if it was yellow, THEY would probably have a copyright infringe... more » Curves: It looks like a fun thing to have on your desk, but, I think its impractical size and shape would negate it to nothing but a toy. It looks as it it w... more » 92BuickLeSabre: Why would I want my stapler to eat staples? This seems inherently counter-productive. more » -
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Stationary Troop Defends Your Desktop With Pen and Tape Artillery
Well, "defend" is probably not the right word considering that Stationary Troop's weapons are only for show. However, he is always ready to squeeze off a round of pens or tape should the need arise. More » -
#officesupplies
Pac Man Stapler Really Should Be Yellow
Will a stapler shaped like Pac Man distract you from your office drone work enough to make life in a cubicle bearable? I doubt it, but hey, it's worth a shot. [Panik Design via Nerd Approved] -
#ninjas
Ninja Tacks Pierce Your Papers...Silently
If you've been dreaming about the Ninja Star Tacks concept since last year, know that swift and silent cork board devastation can now be yours for $12. [Chromly via bbGadgets] -
#grandtheftnaval
US Navy Sysadmin Fills House With $1.6 Million Worth of Pilfered Office Supplies
If you're working at Dunder-Mifflin and you're lifting a highlighter or two every now and then, Michael may feign disapproval, but that's about it. On the other side of the coin is Victor Papagno, a sysadmin for the US Naval Research Laboratory, who was recently busted for jacking over 20,000 pieces of gear worth $1.6 million—from ink cartridges to hard drives to software—over the course of 10 years. More » -
#officesupplies
Free Ride Ballpoint Pen: Left Behind by Aliens?
What was designer Jean Pierre Lepine thinking when he overengineered this ballpoint pen for his Free Ride Collection? Maybe he was thinking that as soon as enough people bought it for its retail price of $190, he would be the one getting a free ride. Check out the gallery for a look at it all the weird color choices that are available. Then, jump over to the next page and let's see if we can parse exactly what each one of these strange parts does on this pen that looks like a cross between a penis and a mechanical dachshund. More »
