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more about #oil Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: Hrm, anyone other than me notice a theme with the nose piercing? more » Brian Lam: sorry for the nip slip, fixing it up, extra quick. more » mpjohnst: Nice cans. more » Parapraxis: sorta sad state of society when half a nipple in an oil painting causes NSFW tags to be thrown up all around... not criticizing, just reflecting. more » cdoggoblingbling: what to fail at posting NSFW....noob more » Anonymous816435: With the nipple on the front page, it's too late for NSFW tag don't you think? more » DefineStatutory: Thank God...I've been trying to find the little man in the boat for years. more » Ibelieveinsandwitches: Its not about size, its about the motion of the ocean. more » Hello Mister Walrus: Wtf? How are those things as expensive as Ferraris? Sure they are limited production, etc. but still - $250,000? more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: Oh, and to answer your requests for shots from that episode of the Simpsons: more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: Wasn't this also from a Naked Gunn movie? I know they featured something similar as a Captain Hazelwood joke. more » Nick: oh noes. billy spilled his drink in the channel. look out for the ice berrrggggsssss more » Kaiser-Machead: For the final course in the test, they should have midgets speed up across their bow and take siege. more » Logan5: Ha Ha! more » OMG! Ponies!: Is my neighborhood "hip"? Gentrification got shut down so there's a fair amount of strollers but not many. The top three floors of my building are wh... more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: Has anyone tried Urban Oil Prospecting in Prospect park in NYC? Seems like the perfect place. more » Griffehpoo: That's not ironic! That's just coincidental! more » -
#art
Beautiful Women and Headphones: Oil Paintings by Jonathan Viner (NSFW)
This Saturday (June 20th) Sloan Fine Art in New York will be featuring these oil paintings of beautiful women wearing headphones and only headphones. More » -
#miniatures
Tiny Adorable Oil Tanker Makes Pilots Better Trained, Slightly Awkward
The Warsash Maritime Academy in the UK uses these $245,000 miniature oil tankers to train its pilots—they're incredibly difficult to drive, and simulate all kinds of different emergency situations, all while looking like a coin-operated children's ride. More » -
#diy
New Hipster Affectation: Urban Oil Prospecting (Cardigan Not Included)
This DIY oil detector, essentially a modified metal detector, is the hottest new accessory for city-dwelling hipsters worldwide. Plus, it matches terrifically with a beard. More » -
#transportation
Gasoline Grows On Trees
Apparently scientists (and some of our readers, surely) have known that we can grow oil for years, and not in the grow-corn-make-oil kind of way. The Brazilian Copaifera langsdorfii can be tapped (ala maple syrup) for a natural diesel fuel that requires only simple filtering before being poured into a truck. (This picture is of the tree's cells.) The catch? The diesel only has a shelf-life of about 3 months. More » -
