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more about #oldpeople infmom: Wish I knew enough old people with money like that, I could fix stuff for half price and still laugh all the way to the bank. more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Here's the story, of a mom named Brady. Who was pushing DTV support for the old ladies. All of them had hair of gray, like this mother, The youngest o... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: "Oh! My FloH!" more » Curves: What a very shrewd business move on her part. There is a market, and she is jumping in it to supply a need that isnt being met for her target custome... more » Yuppers: I love you: Speaking of Facebook, I think my mom had one of those personal training sessions because she just added me as a friend on FB. Now I want to close my ... more » infmom: There are bone-conduction hearing aids on the market already--they are used for specific kinds of hearing loss. No reason why that technology couldn'... more » Sinecure: For the ultimate old people cross-pollination of ideas you could include a laser pointer that spells out "Get Off My Lawn" at the press of a button. more » dimsum4u: So after I have taught my grandparents how to use this new fandangled doohickey, I then have to teach them how to use the other fandangled doohickey t... more » Hello Mister Walrus: "consumer tech accessories meant to indirectly plug into your bone" So, by "bone" do you mean the skeletal parts of your body or your penis? The form... more » J0hnP: As a lifelong hearing aid wearer and gadet user, I've been eagerly awaiting this type of integration (hearing aids/bluetooth). Since most cell phones... more » Nick: It's a great time to be an old.adjectives . . . the new nouns. sorry, just givin' ya a hard time john. more » strider_mt2k: Nothing lasts forever. more » infmom: I'm an old person and I'm not giving up the rabbit ears. They provide the reception to our converter box, at least till my old husband puts up the ou... more » travisvannimwegen: I agree completely with theeraserhead. more » mikegriffin: Analog, Digital-same old shit. more » hostile17: "Today, June 12th, we'll all be moving over to digital television" No, we won't ALL be moving over. Americans will. You know, the internets (and Gizmo... more » cattrain: Analog > Digital. See that picture you posted up there? Ya, that's about the quality difference. Before, I would get clear pictures with the occasi... more » i38warhawk: People still watch TV over the air? more » Skorpius: Its kind of a sad day. Think of all the history and all that has come before. Its truly the end of an era. I'll forever miss the local TV of the late ... more » theeraserhead: Man! Gizmodo is such an Obama ass kisser / cool aid. Can't pass a week without another reference to him. more » -
#techsupport
Carol Brady Creates The Worst Tech Support Job On The Face Of The Earth
If you thought your IT job was filled with annoying questions, try working for Florence Henderson's new FloH Club. It's a telephone-based tech support service for old people. More » -
#hearingaids
New Hearing Aids Double As Headphones, Reduce Grandpa to a Living, Breathing iPod Accessory (UPDATED)
In their steady march toward decrepitude, tech-savvy boomers will confront some weighty questions: How will we pay for Social Security? What's up with rap music? Why can't I connect my BlackBerry to my hearing aid? Well, good news! More » -
#dtv
Reminder: DTV Transition Is Today, June 12th
Hey, Grandma, ready for the transition to the digiterized picture-box? We certainly hope so: Today, June 12th, we'll all be moving over to digital television and discarding the rabbit ears forever. Well, the few of us who need to, anyway. More » -
#theelderly
Famous Old Person Helps Other Old People Understand This Digital Television Contraption
Is there anything Official DTV Spokesperson Carol Brady can't do? More » -
#concepts
'Help Lock' Doorknob Protects Olds From Bathroom Peril
Sometimes, old people fall and they can't get up. It's a fact! Designer Haishan Deng has proposed a simple, timed bathroom doorknob for folks who are prone to such accidents, living alone, or clumsy. More » -
