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more about #onion more comments → ID Ron Burgundy: I read this last night on the Onion and it was hilarious. Thanks for sharing it to those who haven't! I am in a very pleasant mood today. more » dry-roasted-peanuts: Good, glad that's out of the way. Now how about we get the truth about there actually being no moon. That's right people. There is no moon. Th... more » Andre Ondre: Well Ive been saying for a long time that the moon landings were Fake, to honestly think we can land man on moon in 1969 with computers as powerfu... more » Lester Dean: Yes this is funny! But there are effin retards who will take it as serious as the conspiracy so we should all die a little inside still... more » I Think We're Property: One of the things that I tend to question about these moon-hoax theories is how they explain the rocks. Its usually something they gloss over. Did the... more » Bigbadbikernerd: Finally! We can now go back to believing the moon is made out of cheese. It is made out of cheese you know...the squirrels told me. Now the littl... more » WB: That's not scrambled eggs, that's an egg sauce. more » GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday: No Alton video on how he does a mango? The mango part starts at around 2:00, including why you should wash them! more » Bokusatsu_Tenshi: I see... so GOOGLE is "Those we don't speak of" more » phunnyballs: Why does anyone care? I mean google doesnt actually know who you are, you are just a number to them. I dont really see the big deal is. I mean who at ... more » nhowar02: wheres the opt out button? is it on the regular home page because i cant find it, if someone does can you sent me the url? more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: "Two out of shape guys, in bad makeup, fighting awkwardly." I LOL'd.. more » Jim Topoleski: The sad part is, go to any Trek thread on IO9... and they are there, whining away. more » B1663R: that's it I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to paramount. how dare they "relaunch" the franchise and have no boring bits on alien diplomacy.... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Nice. Did Ponies write that?? more » -
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Moon Conspiracy Theorist Makes Neil Armstrong Realize Obvious Truth
It was bound to happen, so I'm not surprised: According to The Onion—reportedly America's finest news outlet—Apollo 11 Mission Commander Neil Armstrong has finally admitted that the Moon landings were fake and staged. All thanks to Ralph Coleman: More » -
#tips
Lifehacker's Top 10 Instructional Cooking Videos
Lifehacker rounded up 10 of the best short cooking videos around, ranging from simple instruction (how to slice a mango, chop an onion) to more subtle tips like how to properly sauce pasta (it's different than you think). More » -
#satire
Google Offers Users Total Privacy (In an Airless, Deadly Mountain Prison)
Today's Onion News Network video attacks Google's scary-if-you-think-about-it access to all our browsing habits and personal data. If you want privacy, no problem: Just relocate to a giant boxlike mountain prison, and you'll be secure (and dead). Zing! More » -
#nsfw
So Mean But Maybe True (NSFW)
The Onion pisses on pretty much the entire gadget-making game with this fake news piece. Lots of cursing, do not watch unless you have a mouth like a Gizmodian. More » -
#humor
Onion News Network: Apple's MacBook Wheel
Oh, Onion News Network! You and your team of reporters never fail to make us laugh with your jabs at Apple. That's a solid 2.5 minutes of funny. More » -
#fake
Ultimate Portable Sewing Machine to Make Clothing Companies Margins Increase
At last, good news for worldwide economy. A Bangladeshi company has released the SmartStitch, a portable sewing machine that will allow clothing factory workers to produce 24/7, with obvious benefits. -
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#breaking
iPhone to Feature Unlimited Movie Downloads, 37-Foot Screen
After rumors of an extreme price-drop and black glossy appearance, new details about the iPhone 3G keep dripping like Princess Peach's bathroom faucet: a New York-based TV station has got exclusive details, pointing out in its news ticker that Apple's wonderphone will feature "unlimited movie downloads." The channel's rumor record is practically flawless, as demonstrated by their prediction on the extension of the Iron Man trailer into a full-length movie. Full video after the jump. More »
