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    TheWerewolf - Sotto voce: Still.. he nailed the hairstyle. :) more »
    infmom: Now write something similar about Fry's. I guarantee nobody from that place will respond. more »
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Barry, I think from now on if I ever have a need to refer to you for whatever reason you shall now be known as Barry 'Backpedallin' Judge... more »
    Fitzwilliam: The new intro is one of the more pathetic examples of corporate ass-covering, and that, my friends, is saying something. more »
    Curves: I wonder if he is Mike Judges brother. The drawing looks a little Beavis-esque. more »
    ViciousWarGoose: I like the rewrite that he did from the original, using the corporate buzzword speak. more »
    circa86: Barry Judge, you are a cool dude. Whoever is doing your art however, needs to understand that peoples arms aren't just sized and purposed to support ... more »
    RedRaider: It's back up, with a preface on his main page... I'm absolutely impressed that he posted it at all. Now... duel to the death! more »
    Benguin: Oooh, snarky. I gotta say, that was brilliant. Kudos, Best Buy. more »
    PascalHastings: He's updated again, this time a repost and disclaimer to cover his ass. Blames his "team". Real classy. http://barryjudge.com/the-one-type-of-gizmodo... more »
    valkilmerisawful: That is actually hilarous. He maintained composure during his temper-tantrum tom-foolery. Did you hear is jokes? Barry Judge is dry and funny. Do ... more »
    psychiccheese: The Two Types of Gizmodo Commenters Type 1: You'll find this guy at work, but he won't be working. Instead he'll be spending his time switching betw... more »
    Ozzie's Secret Code Name: MisterWho: Hold up, Frooch! Gizmodo pays you enough to live in Brooklyn Heights? Tell the truth, what do you do on the side. Male stripper? Drug dealer? I g... more »
    nutbastard: i'm actually really impressed that he was able to roll this out in under 24 hours (right? that was yesterday? ...what day is it?) more »
    SakinaOrthrus: I ain't ever commented on Gizmodo before, and it's likely i may not again. But this. is. BEAUTIFUL. Wars of words, when well chosen, can go a long way... more »
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    Best Buy CMO Barry Judge Responds with 'The One Type of Gizmodo Blogger'

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    My childhood was active enough. I was as fearless as any toddler. I frolicked in the mud and climbed on now-banned metal jungle gyms. I was rambunctious. Then I met the pajamas with the feet. More »
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    Saber Saw Sex Toy Incident: DIY Gone Very, Very Wrong (NSFW)s

    A 27-year old woman was rushed to the hospital after a kinky encounter with her partner resulted in injuries that I would rather not contemplate. Sufficed to say, dildos and saber saws don't mix. More »
  • #hotseat

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