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more about #pants OMG! Ponies!: I'm guilty of eating in the living room too often (the curse of being single). What I ate, though, was corned beef, roasted garlic potatoes, and light... more » ilikedachacha: Anybody else see b-lam wearing these to the next big Apple thing more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: Is the lap tablecloth heat resistant? B/c anything that comes out of the magic lava box in my kitchen can burn the twins something awful if there isn... more » Curves: I tried some of this "slacker" down time this weekend. I made it 20 minutes before I got bored and started looking for something to do, so this wont w... more » Kaiser-Machead: Pffff. Real slackers use a shirt from the laundry bin. more » Software_Goddess: OMG. Please, please, please, can we try to evolve instead of devolve. more » Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: Those are awesome! But do they have a pouch to hold my hot pocket? more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: "and melted through his nylon/spandex underwear, burning his leg" Spandex underwear? Was he wearing Underoos or a superhero costume?? more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: I question the integrity of the unit pre-incident. If my boss's daughter is any indication, these devices take a beating from most kids. more » Scared Korean: Did anybody else catch that, according to the story, the mother is also a male?..."A mother is suing Apple and ten Apple Store employees after *his* 1... more » SprinklesTDD: My question is; What was a ten year old doing with an iPod touch? more » Nick: took off his burning pants with the assistance of a friend. Mommm, I told you not to say that part! more » inseptiv: 10 year old kids should not have lithium batteries stuffed in their pants without a safety warning from their parents that the object is not indestruc... more » Brian Judar: Instead of SUING someone, maybe ... maybe Apple could pay for the hospital bills, say sorry, and pledge to tighten quality control ... though it proba... more » Hello Mister Walrus: What's so interesting about this? Explosions happen in my pants all the time. more » Cocoa Vanilla: Hey, at least she's not suing for $54 million! more » OMG! Ponies!: And if this is not true, it would explain why his pants were on fire. more » -
#clothing
Lazy Pants: Practical Fashion For The Sunday Slacker
What did you do yesterday? If the high point of the day involved eating SpaghettiO's and watching cartoons, then these Lazy Sunday Pants should be right up your alley. More » -
#apple
iPod Touch Fires Up Kid's Pants, Suing Mom Says
A mother is suing Apple and ten Apple Store employees after his 10-yo kid received second-degree burns: His pants caught on fire when an iPod touch exploded in his pants. More » -
#massage
Massage Pants Soothe the Parts Other Pants Just Can't Reach
Here's a product for those of you whose desk-bound working life puts a strain on your posterior: massage pants. Ohoho yes. They've got seven massage units arranged in a "a scientific and rational allocation" to best soothe your (ahem) parts, a number of different vibration modes and an exciting-sounding 20-minute automatic mode for handsfreeness. I'll say it again: ohoho yes. There's also a ring of infrared heaters with auto temp control to keep your tush toasty, and it's all powered by a rechargeable battery pack. Interested? Well, you'd have to be very interested: Wenzhou Wonderful Massage Equipment Co., Ltd sadly only takes orders of 500 units. [Product via Gadget lab] -
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#wii
We know it's all automated, but we laughed anyway. Thanks Weston!
