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more about #parody more comments → maven2k: I'm surprised the thing doesn't have some kind of inter-dimensional power source since all that gigantic media has to go somewhere. more » richgiz: Reminds me of this [www.pomegranatephone.com] And I admit I thought this phone was real more » Digo: But where is the MMS and the copy and paste? more » blasphemicvinegar: This seems to me like a german graphical design student's final project, it just seems ridiculous for anyone else to waste their time making something... more » Sychophantom: I call shenanigans. If this is so German, where's David Hasslehoff? more » MacPro66: Husdand: "Honey where's my Car keys and wallet"? Wife: "Did you check the X-Phone Dear?" Husband: Got em! Thanks Hon! Is this your dry cleaning in ... more » HighOctaneX: I don't want this piece of garbage. Only toast? Wheres my SMS2Bagel? And how on earth can this thing do my laundry? It just sits there charging my el... more » qbrad: At first, I didn't think the VHS would fit with all those floppies and a cassette tape inside. Not to mention all that photopaper just waiting to be ... more » Hearthatvoiceagain: I predict that within 6 months of this clip going global on the gadget blogs someone will have found a way to make SMS toast (or maybe Twittertoast) m... more » Fooidge: Theres an app for all these things and more. I'm not kidding when I say right now there are twenty sweaty, cheeto stained individuals furiously typin... more » Bertone77: LOL,LOL,ROFL,ROFL SMS2TOAST FTW!! more » I3ob the Lizard: I will only buy it if it's bullet proof too. No sense in wearing a nuclear reactor around if it's not at least bullet proof more » Godseye: Nice! Induction on a ceramic mug! more » Joe Stoner: Those germans always trick you with their serious sounding language! more » Snapper: I stuck a knife in mine trying to get the toast out, and it shocked the #$@! out of me! Be careful. more » -
#parody
Sorry Apple, I'm Buying Me One of Those xPhones!
Let me ask you something. Does your phone play VHS tapes? Does it make toast?? Does holding it against a patient in cardiac arrest restart their heart a la defibrillator??? No? That's because you don't own an xPhone. More » -
#spinningbeachballofdeath
OS X's Spinning Beach Ball Makes Family Guy Cameo
I've definitely wanted to Force Quit some conversations in my time, so a real life spinning beach ball of death would be the perfect excuse. Watch: More » -
#imagecache
David Pogue Parodies Britney Spears With "Apps!...I Did It Again"
Memories of mornings spent singing into a hairbrush flooded back as I listened to this Apple-themed rendition of Britney Spears' Oops...I did it again being performed by David Pogue. He could have a heck of a pop star career. More » -
#parody
Host Your Own Windows 7 Torrenting Party
You've seen how to host your own Windows 7 launch party. Over at Funny or Die, they explain how to throw your own Windows 7 torrenting party in what's easily the most brilliant parody spot yet. [Thanks Adam!] -
#humor
Google Wave Is Going to Create a Horrifying Dystopian Future
The following information on Google Wave may not be 100% "real" or "accurate," but you'll agree that it makes a lot of sense and that it's probably what Google has planned. I mean, maybe. In any case, it's shocking. More » -
#humor
The Secrets Inside Steve Jobs' House (According to Me)
Steve Jobs is a private man, so only those very close to him ever get a look inside his home. Privacy shmivacy! Here's our exclusive look inside, revealing some downright surprising aspects of the bearded one's personal life. More » -
#humor
Sanyo's Fate Rests In the Hands of One Man and a Rebate Form
The Onion delivers again, this time reporting on how badly Sanyo doesn't want a guy to mail in the rebate that came with his cordless phone. More » -
#satire
The Seven Types of Employees You Meet at Best Buy
Have you ever noticed that no matter which Best Buy you go into, you end up seeing the same people working there? That's because there are seven types of people that work at every single Best Buy, with no exceptions. More » -
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#parody
Microsoft's REAL Vision of the Future
We were extremely impressed with Microsoft's Vision of the future, but we're even more impressed with it after it's been through Sarcastic Gamer's lens. More » -
#movies
Fans Really Do Bash New Star Trek for Being 'Fun, Watchable'
Remember when The Onion published that parody piece in which "Star Trek fans" complained that the new Star Trek was too entertaining? Well NPR just ran pretty much the same piece...but with complete earnestness. More » -
#parody
Windows Laptop Hunter: Homeless Frank Gets a PC Too
Shopping for laptops, Homeless Frank winds up with a PC just like Lauren, but—well, he's "poor, not retarded." More » -
#parody
Kim Jong Il's Plan to Bring the Moon to North Korea Isn't Actually Real...Right Guys?
Breaking news from The Onion: Kim Jong Il will transport the moon to North Korea by 2015. And it's a plan that's so damn crazy that it just might work. [via bbGadgets] -
#parody
The Mactini: The Inevitable Future of Apple in a Post-Netbook World
Who could have guessed that the most prescient technologist of our day would be a relatively unknown British sketch comedian? More » -
#microsoft
Are You a PC?
Windows finally has a slogan you'll remember—not a bad one, either—so it was only a matter of time before it was transformed into the next internet meme. Take When Obama Wins, blend with Redmond's latest branding, shake, and you've got And I'm a PC. You can pound the refresh key to see the genius (or not) of the hundreds of subversive sloganeers before you, or add your own. So far, it's mostly a mix of McCain jabs, Windows smears, and Mac & Linux cheerleading, but still fairly entertaining. What kind of PC are you? [And I'm a PC via Ad Freak via The Presurfer] -
#appleparody
GTA IV's iPhone Parody Cuts to the Heart of Apple's Mystique, Then Stabs it Repeatedly
Just when we thought we couldn't love GTA IV more, they go and make this Apple parody. You can see it when you go into an internet cafe. We think it reflects quite truthfully on the Apple audience, don't you? Now excuse me while I call up my publisher to line up a How to Do Everything with Your iFruit Phone. [TUAW] More »
