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more about #penis SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!: Well, what do you know...Double G22 more » Noobs-R-Us: Yea, I'll pay someone to basically punch me in my crown jewels. Sure. more » yogibimbi: and this 60 kg woman in stiletto heels is going to be applied how? Just to have a frame of reference how much it hurts... Or, in other words, is it m... more » telepheedian: This article is Rosa's revenge for all of the sexist comments she's heard from you guys. more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: It is said that every picture tells a story. Based on his expression alone this image reveals an extremely sad tale of quiet desperation.... more » Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: Is Bob Dole going to endorse this? more » dingus: Ow My Balls! more » CoHPhasor: Wow Rosa, so this is what you meant when you said there might be a spark between us? ;-) more » Norbs: Rosa WOULD post this. What a perv... JK JK =] Interesting article, this a pretty big fear for many men. more » kingcrim84: ha, shock to the crotch at a place called Rambam. more » scarbrtj: New penises will come in a box. Wait... I guess all penises come in a box. #engineeredrabbitpenises more » qbrad: I heard, motherfucker had like, 30 goddamn dicks. #engineeredrabbitpenises more » blash: I'm scared about what this means for a Monty Python remake. Perhaps we will need Pussy Hand Grenades? #engineeredrabbitpenises more » Pessimippöpötåmus: Oh great. Now every men will have 16 inch cock at this rate of penile progress. more » yogibimbi: Rosa is training to be the female Jesus... ...or the female Frooch? #engineeredrabbitpenises more » Curves: So, in theory, can we just grow the penis or does it it require a human host? In theory, of course. ps-#Rosa rocks #engineeredrabbitpenises more » nutbastard: I'm quite happy with what i've got, but you know the old saying, "Two is one and one is none"? I mean, you don't drive yer car without a spare tire, ... more » ninjagin: Yeah, but you didn't say how many rabbits they started with .... #engineeredrabbitpenises more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: .. #engineeredrabbitpenises more » DustyButt™: Should I sell my Porsche stocks? [popup.lala.com] I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the ti... more » -
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Shockwaves to the Crotch Treat Erectile Dysfunction
We've heard that just about anything could give you ED, so what to do when things down below just aren't working? You could pop lil' blue pills or you could go with something more reliable: Shockwaves to the crotch. More » -
#thiscyborglife
Fully Functional Penises Grown in Lab
In the future, the compliment to give a guy will be to say that he's hung like a rabbit. It'll imply that he has the super-high libido that comes with fully-functional, custom-engineered penises like those being successfully implanted in bunnies. More » -
#condoms
Sized-to-Fit Condoms Obviously Require You to Accurately Measure Your Naughty Bits
Fact: The FDA doesn't allow very large or very small condoms. Magnum XLs are only sightly bigger than normal. In Europe, however, they are soon going to get them in 70 different sizes. Are you a J33 or a G22? More » -
#wrongmodo
Penis Chandelier—Yes, Penis. Chandelier
Leave it to our sex expert Debby Herbenick to find artifacts like this giant penis chandelier, apparently made by a Dutch company called Rock and Royal. Their pirate skull and crossbones chandelier is quite good too. More » -
#gadgets
Who On Earth Can Order a $47,000 Solid Gold Penis Enlarger?
A Saudi businessman with a small penis, that's who. According to X4 Labs—a Canadian company that creates this kind of devices—their customer has ordered what may be the most expensive adult sex aid ever, made of pure gold. More » -
#wrongmodo
The Penis Train (When Children Playgrounds Go VERY Wrong)
And you thought nothing could beat the Jesus Switch as the worst Wrongmodo ever, didn't you? I said: DIDN'T YOU? Well, Jason and I did, but the Polish Penis Train has proved us oh-so-wrong. [DRB] -
#pranks
Teenager's 60-Foot Roof Wang Backfires, Rich Parents Dole Out "Punishment"
Inspired by all of the classy art on Google Maps, 18-year old Rory McInnes decided to create a 60-foot phallic masterpiece on the roof of his parents' stately English manor. More » -
#clips
Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
From the makers of ShamWow, here's the Cock Shot. It's pretty much just like the ShamWow, but it crushes one's genitals. [via Today's Big Thing] -
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#wrongmodo
Don't Insert Precision Screwdriver Into Penis. Don't!
We would like to extend the advice to normal screwdrivers too. Or any pointy thing. Or not pointy. Look, just don't insert anything in your penis, ok? Mac mini dissections, yes. Penis, NO. [Thanks Francesca] -
#blowjobs
The Blowguard Keeps Teeth Away From Penises (NSFW)
The eternal problem of keeping teeth away from penises has been solved by a dentist (naturally). It's called the BlowGuard. More » -
#penistester
The Erectile Quality Monitor Review
Jesus and I tested out the erectile quality monitor gadget (different units!) to see if it was actually useful, or if it was just telling you what you could easily see for yourself. More »
