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more about #penises scarbrtj: New penises will come in a box. Wait... I guess all penises come in a box. #engineeredrabbitpenises more » qbrad: I heard, motherfucker had like, 30 goddamn dicks. #engineeredrabbitpenises more » blash: I'm scared about what this means for a Monty Python remake. Perhaps we will need Pussy Hand Grenades? #engineeredrabbitpenises more » Pessimippöpötåmus: Oh great. Now every men will have 16 inch cock at this rate of penile progress. more » yogibimbi: Rosa is training to be the female Jesus... ...or the female Frooch? #engineeredrabbitpenises more » Curves: So, in theory, can we just grow the penis or does it it require a human host? In theory, of course. ps-#Rosa rocks #engineeredrabbitpenises more » nutbastard: I'm quite happy with what i've got, but you know the old saying, "Two is one and one is none"? I mean, you don't drive yer car without a spare tire, ... more » ninjagin: Yeah, but you didn't say how many rabbits they started with .... #engineeredrabbitpenises more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: .. #engineeredrabbitpenises more » DustyButt™: Should I sell my Porsche stocks? [popup.lala.com] I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the ti... more » Span_Wolf: This also sounds great for transsexuals. more » anexanhume: One cannot be told what the matrix is. One must see it for himself. more » Bluecold:Of volcanic temperament but soothed by a custard pie balsam.: Finally humanity can set straight the horrible mistake of peeing with your penis. It's just unhygienic. Now, in the future, we men can have one tube f... more » os_2: I wonder what bugs bunny would say about this? #engineeredrabbitpenises more » the pirate Neckbeard: Replacement? I don't plan on ever needing a replacement. Now a back-up penis, that's right there next to #1 (or behind, underneath, whatever you get ... more » Jake712: In other news, the sales of red convertibles are expected to decline. #engineeredrabbitpenises more » lilliputzian: does this mean the end of ostentatious overcompensation due to a sense of shame about small genitalia? this could open up fascinating new doors in psy... more » Sinecure: "Custom Engineered Penises". COOL! #engineeredrabbitpenises more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: "I don't know how the fluffy creatures lost their most precious parts in the first place" Remember when rabbit foot keychains were popular? Well let... more » Nathan Obbards: I'll take two. #engineeredrabbitpenises more » -
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Fully Functional Penises Grown in Lab
In the future, the compliment to give a guy will be to say that he's hung like a rabbit. It'll imply that he has the super-high libido that comes with fully-functional, custom-engineered penises like those being successfully implanted in bunnies. More » -
#clips
Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
From the makers of ShamWow, here's the Cock Shot. It's pretty much just like the ShamWow, but it crushes one's genitals. [via Today's Big Thing] -
#blowjobs
The Blowguard Keeps Teeth Away From Penises (NSFW)
The eternal problem of keeping teeth away from penises has been solved by a dentist (naturally). It's called the BlowGuard. More »
