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more about #philips EpiphyteCorp.: Or you could make like Billy Madison and leave a different kind of burning Yule log on his doorstep. gross. more » OrbitalGun: A massive winter storm is going to be hitting here on Christmas Eve/Day, covering the roadways with freezing rain first, then dumping a foot of snow o... more » OMG! Ponies!: I would love to get a tee-shirt saying that a donation in my name had been made to the Human Fund. Seriously. That would be ultra wicked awesome. more » Monty: As a side benefit, ex-lax is actually surprisingly delicious with a quality holiday eggnog. Provide enough adult libations in your nog and you may ne... more » NorwoodIsMyHero: I've always just given those people a bottle of whiskey and pistol with one bullet. Normally I don't receive a Christmas card from them the next year. more » Segador: No! No! Turn it off! No Feats of Strength! I hate Festivus! more » PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:: I'm somewhere in the middle. I don't hate the holidays but I do get pissed off at the lengths many people go to decorate their houses and the amount o... more » xeno314: I could use the phone/flask...might be the only way I would enjoy answering the thing! more » Kaiser-Machead: The Holiday Hater will only look at your pity gift with disdain, and use it somehow to further bolster his belief that guilt and loneliness are the dr... more » Panzer23: It sounds like they made octopus skin, or squid skin. This is amazing, something nature has had for millions of years only now can be made by us. It... more » kagekiri: Octocamo..? more » ninjagin: I want my car wrapped in this stuff. more » jgrnt1: The Apple thing is interesting, especially since they work so diligently to kill hackintosh makers. I realize this is not a full OS push, but the end... more » MrHaroHaro: I agree with the Bing thing in principle. However, haven't all the major players in search, Microsoft, Yahoo and Google, catered to China's censorship... more » exoren22: OK, a couple of things about the LCD TV's. 5 HDMI ports is too many? Really? I have 2 desktops, two Dish DVR's, an HD-DVD player, a Blu-ray player, a ... more » Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: The Bing thing is kind of like shooting the messenger. If Microsoft wants a piece of China, it better do as it's told. more » 2 replies by: Yeay! Now while I'm getting a colonoscopy I can pretend I'm just being raped by a giant hostile robot! Hazzah! ^_^ more » STiger: 1 2, and 6 look like Star Trek sets. I'd probably enjoy being in 2. more » OddManOut: What's wrong with the red one ? It's got a nice warmth and richness to it, like sunrise/set or fire light. I'd probably find that fairly soothing fo... more » Morgan Culp: So does this mean that Sharon will be doing my physicals? more » -
#giftguide
Gifts For People Who Hate the Holidays and Everything They Stand For
The Holidays are depressing. Religious celebrations aside, they're filled with time spent with a family you didn't choose, little sun, zero free time and an obligation to buy stuff for other people. Do you know someone with this outlook? More » -
#gadgets
Philips E-Skins Could Have Your Gadgets Changing Colors Like a Chameleon
This isn't the first time the concept of color-changing electronic skins has been tossed around, but Philips is a big name, and they have big plans that extend beyond your portable gadgets. More » -
#remainders
Remainders - Stuff We Didn't Post (and Why)
Apple Patent Describes iPod UI "Pushed" to Other Devices...Philips Announces Very Pretty Pro LCD Line...NYTimes Columnist Proposes Boycott of "Pro-Communist China" Bing...Ooma Adds New Handsets and International Plan... More » -
#lighting
Finally, Hospital Lighting Reminiscent of a Cylon Base Ship
Granted, the green-tinged fluorescence of most hospital rooms is by no means comfortable, but Philips' solution, seen here, looks like a straight-up alien probe chamber—or so I've heard. More » -
#appliances
Philips Kitchen Appliances Are Perfect for Colonial Marines
The Philips' Robust Collection was left out from the final cut of Aliens, but all these military-green anodized aluminum kitchen appliances were in the kitchen of the USS Sulaco. Really. Look at the gallery and tell me if I'm wrong. More » -
#exercise
Philips DirectLife Turns Exercise Into a Status Bar
The Philips DirectLife Activity Monitor may not look like more than a glorified waterproof accelerometer. Yet it might be brilliant. More » -
#wtf
Rationalizer Bracelet and Bowl Concept Video Plays Like the Lamest Thriller Ever
This product, from the possibly-crazed minds at Philips, is weird enough—basically a stress-detecting bracelet and bowl—but the teaser for it has more tension than a thriller's trailer. Just imagine: "One man. One bracelet. In a race against time." More » -
#accesories
I Want a Philips Notebook CushionSpeaker For My SFW Bed Habits
I liked their new notebook sleeve-pad hybrid with heat-protection, but I like the Philips Notebook CushionSpeaker even more. Just because it seems perfect for bed, where I'm watching a lot of Hulu lately—catching up on Lost. More » -
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#remotes
The Philips Aurea Remote Dreams to Be a Cellphone One Day
The glowing Philips Aurea has been out for a few years (in Europe), but the luminescent display (worthy of Jesus' teeth) is finally receiving a remote worthy of its famed eccentricity. More » -
#tastetest
Philips Biotower Puts Farming in the Kitchen (With Style)
According to Philips designers, if you're the type who grows a bit of basil on the windowsill, you'll be addicted to raising your own crustaceans in no time. More » -
#drugs
Roadside Dope Tester Promises To Make You Even More Paranoid
As if the stoners and dopers weren't paranoid enough, the police may soon be able to detect whether or not you partake in one the five most popular recreational drugs: cocaine, heroin, cannabis, amphetamine, and methamphetamine. More » -
#tvs
Philips Cinema 21:9 TV Will Cost $7400
I don't know if we will ever see the 56-inch Philips Cinema 21:9 in the US, but if I didn't have a projector, I would totally fall for it. Even at the $7400 price tag just published in the UK. More » -
#displays
Philips Brilliance LCD Computer Display Knows If You Are There or Not
The new Philips Brilliance LCD computer display has a sensor that can detect people in front. While TVs like the latest Sony Bravias can detect people too, this seems to be the first for a desktop monitor. More » -
#eink
Color E-Paper From Philips That Could Replace Monitors, the Real Thing
Philips is no stranger to teasing us with amazing color e-paper promises and concepts. They did it in 2007, in 2008, and again this weekend with an example that could make LCD screens feel inadequate. More » -
#philips
Impressive Trailer Shows Why You'd Want a Philips 21:9 Cinema LCD
Although the video itself, entitled Carousel, is pretty phenomenal, the premise is strange. It's supposed to be selling us on the idea that you NEED 21:9 to see some films correctly. Not quite. More » -
#review
Philips Norelco Bodygroom Shaver BG2030 Review (It's Ballsier)
The first Philips Bodygroom was a revolution in below-the-neck (read: genital) shaving. How did Philips manage to improve on that design? Simple: by introducing a better trimmer. More » -
#jackets
Philips Emotion Jacket Touches You In Movie Theaters
End of Titanic. Rose floating on debris, Jack in the water. You want to cry but can't. Philips' new concept jacket gives you a little hug (out of sympathy? pity?) and there go the waterworks. More » -
#lighting
Philips Master LED Bulb: Enlightened When On or Off
This July, Philips will release an LED bulb that's ready for mainstream consumption, the Master LED. More »
