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more about #pizza more comments → infmom: My non-gadget-related story: One year my parents threw a party on Christmas Eve. All their friends were drunks... well, OK, excessively fond of gett... more » Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: I was trying to think back to when I'd had a pretty horrific Christmas involving technology... and it took me a while to remember one. But the one I... more » Gators15: I am from Indiana and currently live in Florida. Last Christmas, I made the decision that I would go north for the holidays and visit my family. Well,... more » Jacubious: Does it have to be tightly tied to gadget mishaps? I spent one holiday with a drunken friend at the hospital until 5am as she spoke to me in tongues, ... more » GeekyWarrior: This is an easy one from me, it's not horror, just ridiculously funny really. Keep with me I swear it's relevant. For my birthday earlier this certa... more » luckybob343: I grew up on a cul-de-sac in the 1980s. Suffice it to say, Christmas wasn't Christmas without a remote-controlled, battery-operated something. The tr... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Bummer. I don't have any good stories that will net me some free pizza. Or maybe I do and I've just chosen to repress them deep in the inner recesse... more » OCEntertainment: "you're safe here and we won't laugh too much." I, for one, will be laughing hysterically and I will transcribe each and every "ha". Pantsings will f... more » Jeff Reyes Javier: one Christmas, i was about 10 or 12 at the time... I used to love sleeping by the fireplace at night, right next to the Christmas tree. Every season, ... more » DontFeedTheTrolls: Speaking of pizza, I ordered one tonight from a local pizza shop. Not a big name like Pizza Hut or anything, but they make great pizzas. Tonight I am ... more » GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE: One time, I was trying to be all smooth and suave with a female editor at this tech blog, so I sent her a funny tale in the hopes she would deliver pi... more » yule-and-bellow: Make sure you put "FML" at the end of your story! more » Cristine Peña: Eve, from Parasite Eve (old 90's Squaresoft game). Surprisingly, little kids aren't afraid of me at all! They approach me as if I was dressed up as Mi... more » Maribeth Gandy: Mine is an augmented reality costume. I wrote an AR application for the iphone that that puts a scary skeleton face on top of mine (the marker is used... more » rwarner16: Megatron in all his awesomeness. Made from cardboard, paper mache, chicken wire, and 80's fandom. more » -
#contest
Earn Pizza and Fame by Sharing Your Holiday Horror Stories
Many of you have stories of Decembers gone technologically wrong, but telling them to friends over the dinner table only gets you laughs and sympathetic looks. Telling them to Gizmodo can get you pizza and fame. Pizza and fame. More » -
#contest
Halloween Costume Contest: Show Us The Geeky Getup You'll Be Wearing This Year
What are you going out as this Halloween? If it's geeky, we want to see it. There just might be a free pizza in it for you. More » -
#photoshopcontest
50 Historic Events the Domino's Delivery Man Graced with His Presence
Domino's historic pizza delivery man didn't just drop off pizzas at Microsoft HQ to celebrate the release of Windows 7. Oh no! He also showed up at a whole slew of other ridiculous places, much to my delight. More » -
#photoshopcontest
Put the Cross-Promotional Domino's Delivery Man at Other Historic Occasions
Apparently, Domino's Pizza is now in the business of delivering pizzas during "legendary occasions," such as yesterday's Windows 7 launch. What other legendary occasions did they show up for? More » -
#what
Behold! The Saddest Example of Promotional Convergence Ever!
We got this from a PR person in our emails today. The text read as follows: More » -
#kitchen
High Tech Cake Plate Almost Makes Up for Not Loving Your Own Child
Let's not dwell on the past. Things happened as they happened, you have a kid and you don't want to sing the damned Happy Birthday song yet another year. Boy oh boy do we have the cake plate for you. More » -
#porn
Pizza Factory Workers On Strike Over Internet Porn Sackings
Pizza and porn. The two just plain belong together. So why has a pizza factory fired three employees over a little bit of on the job ooh-la-la-look-at-her? And why can't they settle the resulting (so far) five week strike? More » -
#ads
What Is This Giant Chronometer Doing On This Pizza Hut Delivery Bike?
Pizza Hut—Adam's favorite iPhone pizza—claims that they will deliver your pizza in under 30 minutes, and they wanted to prove it by installing giant-sized chronometers on the back of their pizza delivery bikes. [Direct Daily] -
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#pizza
Pizza Hut Rewards Laziness by Giving 20% Off to iPhone App Orders
As you may be aware, Pizza Hut has an iPhone app that allows you to skip the whole "human interaction" part of ordering pizza. And now, they'll give you 20% off if you use it. Jim Breuer approves! [Consumerist] -
#badideas
I'm Sad I Never Got to Try Japan's 646-Calorie-Per-Slice Pizza Hut Double Roll
Remember this disgusting specimen? It was Pizza Hut Japan's Double Roll Pizza, and it packed a whopping 646 calories… per slice. Good lord. Wait 'til you see the list of toppings. More » -
#iphoneapps
Pizza Hut's iPhone App Makes Pizza Ordering Easier, More Gimmicky
Pizza Hut has just unveiled its new iPhone App, one that lets you order food as well as, uh, play a racing game. More » -
#storage
How Large Is a Petabyte?
13.3 years of HDTV content. That's approximately 58,292 movies, which means an equal number of large pizzas. So one petabyte equals 52 tonnes of pepperoni pizza. Yes, my head has assploded. For other equivalents, click and zoom in. More » -
#pizza
Liveblogging Domino's Big Pizza Announcement RIGHT NOW
Domino's got in touch with us to let us know that they're webcasting an announcement about their online pizza-ordering system today. So, of course, I am going to liveblog it. Suck on this, Apple! iPhones ain't got nothing on pizza. More » -
#comics
Pizza and Pancakes: Nature's iPhone Container
I know this comic is meant to be little more than a tongue-in-cheek look at the corporate green package movement, but I really would eat an iPhone-bundled tortilla. Con frijoles, even. [Lunchbreath via Core77] -
#pizza
This Pizza Comes From... THE FUTURE
Witness the magic of US Patent 7,051,919: The Pizza Box that Comes From the Future! It tears, it converts to plates, it folds, it saves the planet! Or something like that. More » -
#culture
Pizza Place Prints Worst Yelp Reviews Onto Staff Uniforms
How do you respond to a world in which everyone's a critic? San Francisco's Pizzeria Delfina is having at laugh at their Yelp users' expense by printing their worst one-star complaints onto staff t-shirts. More » -
#kitchengadgets
Pizza Pro 3000 Circular Saw Can Slice Both Margheritas and Zombies
I hereby declare the Pizza Pro 3000 Circular Saw as the best invention ever developed by humans, aliens, or pant-wearing dolphins. Liz Goulet Dubois, you are a genius, you. More » -
#macworld2009
Giz Liveblog Pizza Bingo: Follow the Keynote Here, Win Free Pizza
The Giz Liveblog Pizza Bingo lives! Follow the Macworld 2009 keynote liveblog and win a free pizza like Maximillian Hill. Here are the instructions: More » -
#hotline
Emergency Pizza-Ordering Phone
Man, I'm dying for a pizza right now. I have my favorite pizza joint on speed dial, but that wastes too much time. This is a fat guy emergency! Bring me the Pizzaphone! More » -
#chuckecheese
Chuck E. Cheese Arcade: A Place Where Moms Punch Dads In the Face
Chuck E. Cheese, the arcade with robot band, is a violent place. An uninvited kid joined a birthday party. And when the cops showed up, they found a rumble between 40 bloodthirsty parents.
