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    Danny Allen: Any worshiping false/American idols? more »
    phicaluk: "get down with the bambini" Don't you mean "get down with die Kinder"? more »
    En0s1: I mean why wouldn't the Pope or any other "important" figure relate to a lot of quality music. "Changes" talked about very real situations that real p... more »
    Sticks Calhoun: Sadly, MySpace broke its own link: The function that you are currently trying to use is disabled and will be back shortly. We are making some minor ch... more »
    Digo: Yea Bro, B16 is da man, he don't got quite the respec that JP2 had, but he's gettin' durr. Props to him fo' shoutin' out 2Pac, I herd he's thinkin' of... more »
    Hearthatvoiceagain: Why all the surprise at the popes music choices. After all, look at all the bling he wears, he rides round in a customised car surrounded by his crew ... more »
    Michai: Im willing to bet he had a few young men (of cloth...) get it all set up for him. more »
    d1zzle: I thought he'd be more into the Jonas Bros. more »
    citizen024: Enthusiasm for camcorders seems to be at least one thing the pope and MJ have in common. more »
    Skunky: Solar power isn't a bad idea. I mean, Pope Palpatine now has a way to charge up the super laser on his fully functional battlestation and can still lo... more »
    Sora57: Jesus Christ, that's expensive. more »
    Nick: will nobody think of the wine?!? more »
    bobdobbs: You'd think God would tip them off to cheaper form of power generation. But noooo.... more »
    Kaiser-Machead: Hey, Sean, Ptolemic planetary system jokes are passe now. If you want to make fun of the Vatican, you're going to have to stick to the regular staple ... more »
    Kaiser-Machead: Will the Popemobile be solar powered soon? The vehicle he had chosen was not an unreasonable substitute for burros. It was extremely rugged, easy to o... more »
    Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: Uhm, the Roman Catholic church currently has one of the most progressive views on science, evolution, and the origins of the universe. They even have... more »
    skiterr: On the first cloudy day, there will be 40,000 families looking for a new god. more »
    matopete: The Terrorist community is going to have so much fun with these, even the non terrorist, imagine having the Vatican loose all "power" for hours more »
    GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: Somewhere, Dan Brown wets his pants a little as he starts up yet another novel, using solar power as a way to destroy the Church's hold on us. more »
    Mac the Tard: Amun Ra! more »
  • #pope

    Pope's MySpace Music Playlist Includes Tupac and Muse

    His Holiness is either trying to "get down with the bambini" or he really does enjoy listening to 2PAC's 'Changes' and Muse's 'Uprising.' Presumably he can relate to the lyrics "I'm tired of being poor and even worse I'm black." More »
  • #imagecache

    Japanese Prime Minister Bestows Upon Pope the Most Sacred of Gifts (a Sony Camcorder)

    Yes, this picture of Japanese Prime Minister Taro Aso presenting Pope Benedict XVI with a Sony camcorder on a food platter is bizarre on about four levels, but can you think of a better gift? I'd watch his vlog. [Japanprobe]
  • #solarpower

    Vatican Building Europe's Largest Solar Plant, Start Worshipping Sun God

    What? The Earth revolves around the sun? Preposterous. By the way, I want you to give up all technology for Lent. Oh, and pay no attention to the workers installing our $660 million solar plant. More »
  • #fakemodo

    Vatican Buys Palm for $800 Million

    ROME (Agencies) - The Vatican has bought Palm Inc. in an $800-million cash, stock, and souls deal, a move that analysts are calling a bold bid to reconvert the Catholic Church into the number one mobile operator for communication with God. The purchase is the culmination of Pope Benedict XVI's new push into the mobile arena. More »
  • #catholicism

    Pope to Text Young People to Appear Hip, Is About as In Touch as Your Grandpa

    Apparently, Catholicism is full of old people. While that's all well and good, the Pope wants to take his message to the streets, where the young people hang out. He saw on the local news that people use "cellular phones" to send "text messages," so he decided to get on board with this hip and confusing new fad. Now young people can expect to receive texts such as "hey how r u its d pope believe in jesus plz." It's the future of religion! More »
  • #pr

    Sprint Hooks the Pope Up with Phones; Holiest Celebrity Endorsement Ever

    Sprint is providing 600 phones to the Archdiocese of New York for the Pope's visit. In addition, "the Pope's caravan will be tracked through Actsoft's Comet Tracker GPS solution loaded on Sprint phones, transmitting data over a secured network in near real-time for optimum security and accuracy." That's right: the Pope uses Sprint. I don't think there's a more badass celebrity endorsement than that, do you? I can't wait for the ad campaign.