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more about #porsche gavscott: It reduces weight, yes, which is gold on a racetrack. 22 lbs lost on a race car is like a lottery win. But it's also shorter, so the weight it does ha... more » RainyDayInterns: People don't buy Apple and Porsche products because the cost of the individual parts are "worth it." It is when everything has been put together that... more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: IIRC from an episode of Top Gear, Porsche charges you more when they deduct weight from/remove things from one of their products. Jeremy Clarkson pon... more » Cash907Censored: Uh. Great. Now how about telling us what the hell this thing does compared to a normal battery, in other words, the POINT of this post, other then art... more » fuchikoma: That's great, but... my $5 flashlight has a handle on the bottom that flips out, and if you crank it for a few seconds you have a half hour of light. ... more » AmishJohn: A 20-year battery, and a lifetime supply of ugly. #mpoweremergencyilluminator more » RT100: Porsches are for cocks. Jeremy Clarkson is right on this point #mpoweremergencyilluminator more » Pessimippöpötåmus: I'm so pissed at that flashlight that I wanna go cut someone with the Porsche Type 301 knives! #mpoweremergencyilluminator more » TheSonOfKrypton: ........the battery doesn't LAST for 20 years of use...Rather, when not connected to terminals, the battery will still be able to provide power 20 yea... more » weatherman: That's a poor design, from an ergonomic, engineering, and cost perspective. And the flashlight doesn't stay on for 20 years, it just supposedly stays ... more » OCEntertainment: Porsche to economy: Screw you. #mpoweremergencyilluminator more » Scratic: Sorry, I've resolved not to spend more than $70 on a flashlight unless it can cut off Ponda Baba's arm in a bar fight. #mpoweremergencyilluminator more » Curves: I can not see any flashflight now without thinking its actually a Fleshlight. #mpoweremergencyilluminator more » Kaiser-Machead: After looking through big detailed pictures of this car, I can't learn to love it. The Maser Quattroporte is a much prettier four door exoticar, and B... more » OMG! Ponies!: Why all the hassle? College pranksters used to do stuff like disassemble the dean's car and rebuild it in the dean's office all the time in the 1960's... more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: I bet that car dealer is really pissed he offered free delivery with the purchase of any new car. On the plus side, the guy bought the rust coating a... more » MrBlahBlah: My dad is on it, walking the dog, haha more » NeoXY: ....seeing how Porsche are the laziest designers in the world, the new ones would look just like the old ones anyways. So actually for all we know...t... more » Nkosi B.: Why do people get so touchy when it comes to Google Street View and Google Earth? First of all, it's in the public where everybody else is seeing you.... more » dotScott: PSS - C Pillar looks too smooth. Maybe a targa top more » -
#batteries
Porsche's New $1,700 Option: A Starter Battery
Yeah, it's significantly (22 pounds) lighter than its lead acid counterpart, but the trustworthy car geeks at Jalopnik insist there's no way this thing is worth the $1,700 upgrade price. The phrase "overpaid, insecure idiots" came into play. [Jalopnik] -
#flashlights
Designed by Porsche, This $250 Flashlight Has a 20 Year Battery
The mPower Emergency Illuminator combines a beautiful design (courtesy of the Porsche Design Studio) with new battery technology. One tube holds two CR123 batteries, while the other stores a Lithium Reserve Battery that has a minimum shelf-life of 20 years. More » -
#ingenuity
Lazy Porsche Demands Elevator Service
At first, the organizers of the Shanghai Motor Show probably thought Porsche was joking when they suggested holding a press conference for their Panamera sedan on the 94th floor of an office building. They weren't. More » -
#streetview
Google Street View Captures Prototype Porsches
First Google Street View captures a person peeing on the street, and now they drive right by a bunch of Porsche prototypes in Colorado. More » -
#boozebehemoth
Porsche's Futuristic Champagne Tower for Veuve Cliquot Is a Fridge by Any Other Name
If it weren't for my obnobvious headline, you'd all be wondering what the hell this is. Just 15 of these Champagne tower chillers, with room for a dozen magnums in individual, lit drawers, have been designed for Veuve Cliquot by Porsche Design. Want to see what it looks like open? More » -
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#cellphones
Sagem Porsche P'9521 Hands On (Verdict: Nifty)
We're jealous. The guys at the Brit division of Crave got their greasy paws on that gorgeous Sagem Porsche P'9521 cellphone we showed you the other day. Making us feel even worse is the fact that they liked it a lot, writing in their dignified-sounding British way, "It's not just a piece of rubbish with a Porsche logo on it—it is in fact a rather nifty clamshell handset." More » -
#gaming
Porsche 911 PlayStation 3/PC Steering Wheel
It's not every day that an actual automaker creates a steering wheel for console gaming, so this Porsche 911 setup is especially awesome. It's a "fully licensed, to-spec reproduction," which means the wheel, the 6+1 gear sticks, and the wireless pedals are all as authentic as you're going to get in your living room. It's all wireless, has force feedback, an extra sequential gear stick, a 100-hour battery life, table clamps and works with your PS3 and PC, plus comes with a Porsche USB stick to show off to the (nerdy) ladies. Available later this year for $350. [Fanatec via Jalopnik]
