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more about #recalls Odin: It is ridiculous. Tragic deaths or not, 8 in ten years is a ridiculously low statistic. Yes I'm reducing human lives to a statistic but so is this rec... more » MrEvil: I hate to sound like an ass. I really don't want to. But seriously all this crap that can supposedly murder your children didn't even come close to ... more » AmishJohn: It doesn't stop with children & blinds, either... more » B3ND3R: "Any loop is the enemy of children." Item #2 on the list - Fruit Loops. more » NorwoodIsMyHero: So if loops are the enemies of children, can I no longer use VBA for my Excel Macros? /facepalms self more » Die Fledermaus: Oh great not only am I out of the loop there are babies who are more in the loop then I am. So are there any loop holes in this recall? Its taken 10 ... more » PaddyDugan: What kills more kids than anything? Cars. Recall! more » davisr: Kids can also die from eating Legos. Or money. more » SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!: "Think about the children" The world is a hazardous place. more » Bokusatsu_Tenshi: This. more » spannu: "Any loop is the enemy of children." That's not true! That's impossible! more » OMG_changed_my_name!: PSA: YOUR HOUSE IS POSSESSED AND WANTS TO MURDER YOUR CHILDREN!!! more » AmishJohn: I knew we were gonna get hit with David Carradine backlash eventually... more » Nathan Obbards: When did we forget Darwin? more » PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:: It would be easier to just recall all babies instead of all the products that could potentially harm them. more » bball123h: Do while e = 4 e = 5 End While NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! more » Kaiser-Machead: We're forgetting the real culprit here. more » UGAdawg: Whatever happened to cutting the rope in the middle and tying the ends. That's what we did. Of course these were normal sized windows so the prospec... more » Jesustron: Soon the whole US will be covered in a soft layer of foam, to prevent any kind of injury ever. Cause we're a bunch of bad parents, and pussies. Pard... more » Gene: This is rather ridiculous. I mean, the deaths are tragic and all, but anything and everything has the potential to cause a death somehow. And 5 deaths... more » -
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50 Million Window Blinds Recalled After a Decade of Strangling Children
Your TV is trying to kill your children. Your DVD player is trying to kill your children. Your robot lawnmower is trying to kill your children. And now, your blinds—your soft roman blinds!—are trying to kill your children.
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1.5 Million Durabrand DVD Players Recalled By Wal-Mart: Fire Hazard
The recall comes after 12 complaints of overheating, including five cases that caused fire and property damage. The $29 Chinese-made cheapies were sold from January 2006 to July 2009, exclusively at Wal-Mart (U.S) and ASDA supermarkets (U.K). More » -
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AT&T's Quickfire Officially Has Worst Name Ever
Yep, AT&T is pulling its Quickfire Sidekick-wannabe off the shelves. That's because if you shove the charger in the wrong way, as some people have done, it, well, the punchline pretty much writes itself. More » -
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This Child Harness Warrants No Safety Concerns At All
This little gadget was spotted at a Taipei trade show. To those pesky kids who insist on walking but move too slowly to keep up with their parents, just let them stand at an adult's height with their ankles immobilized by nylon straps. That'll solve the problem just fine. Smart thinking, Sogo Game. Your product should catch all the buzz of bootleg milk. -
