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more about #ridiculous more comments → Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: A 22" Penis Panini Maker? more » A Snake a Snake... OH it's a Snake!: With the increase in display also comes an increase in keyboard size. They will either have to make the keys bigger or find some other shit to put aro... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: So do we start calling over-sized laptops Nutbooks now?? more » Kaiser-Machead: It IS ridiculous, overall. However, if you just use it as a desktop replacement, you get all of the display real estate in a thing that can close up i... more » JC Whitless: Jumbo Shrimp? more » Curves: Socialism didnt work, so I think the redistribution of wealth is a BS reason for lazy people to not work. I also think trickle down economics is a jok... more » Kaiser-Machead: Eh, aerial house is not my thing. I'd rather gut an aircraft carrier and use that. Sure, the innards are a lot of drab gray and piping everywhere, but... more » frigg: The design looks anatomical, like a giant flying worm. more » Maksimir: I'd like to see one belly flop in the Hudson. more » Curves: I dont begrudge this (or any) luxury from anyone who can afford it, as it certainly contributes jobs to the economy to make it. I do, however, feel so... more » BsideStarchild: I particularly enjoy the 43 coach seats for those people you just barely like enough to let fly with you. more » Hello Mister Walrus: I like how there is all the crazy furniture throughout the plane, but normal airline seats in the back. more » GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE: Shame dudes w/Cessnii? It looks like you could fit the Dude AND his Cessna in there, and have room for Dan Cortez on his piano. more » P3nnst8r: Does this play 8-track? more » General Halfshaftery: Not terribly related but more » -
#ridiculous
ViewSonic Is Making a Lap Crushing 22-Inch "Notebook"
ViewSonic, not exactly a major player in the laptop world, is apparently making up for their small stature with a 22-inch notebook. Sounds like a classic case of pen..otebook envy. [Digitimes] -
#overkill
Luxury A380 Interior is Just What We Need to Start a Populist Revolt
With the economy the way it is, I can think of no better time to announce a two-level mansion-like interior for your personal Airbus A380. For when you want to shame the dudes with Cessnas. More » -
#showingoff
Bentley Makes a Safe For Expensive Watches, Perfect for Wall Street Execs Looking to Piss Us Off Even More
You know you're rich when you drop tens of thousands of dollars on a fancy watch. You know you're obscenely, ridiculously rich when you have so many of said fancy, expensive watches that you need a specially-designed safe to hold and show off all of them. Stockinger and Bentley have teamed up to make a line of safes designed to hold watches and only watches. Some of them even have some sort of fancy, high-tech watch winder inside. But people won't buy it for that. They'll buy it because they want to store their million dollars' worth of watches in a safe with the Bentley logo on it, because they are douchebags. Case closed. [BornRich] -
#microsoftad
Second Gates-Seinfeld Ad Shows They're Very Rich, Unlike Us
Remember that first Seinfeld-and-Gates adventure into Shoe Circus, which alluded to something about Windows being “soft and chewy and delicious?” Well, the new Laural and Hardy of ambiguous advertising have a new spot out and it's... making fun of your average scalloped potato-eating, leather giraffe from Cabo-buying, grumpy Grandma-having Suburban family. The incredibly rich duo try to connect on a “normal people” level and kind of fail utterly. Like Windows Vista. I think. More » -
#ridiculous
Jet-Powered Batmobile is the Flattest Car Ever
This crazy, crazy "Flatmobile" is going to enter the Guinness books as the flattest vehicle ever. How flat is it? Nineteen inches. I think that's about how flat we'd be if we laid on our backs (depending on what's on our minds and what we ate for lunch). Not only is this Batmobile-like contraption dangerous, it's extremely dangerous—creator Perry Watkins shoved a gas turbine jet engine on the butt. It's also supposedly street legal, but we wouldn't want to be in it during a rollover. Or when the jet turbine catches fire because the AFTERBURNER FAILED. See that video after the jump. [Flatmobile via Nexus 404] More » -
#ridiculous
My 15-Monitor Setup Sure Makes Up for My Lousy Childhood!
Oh, look at you with your three monitors. I bet you think you're king nerd of computer mountain, don't you? Well you know what? You suck. That's right. That's because I have fifteen monitors strung together making my screen bigger than all of yours. Did you hear me?! I HAVE THE BIGGEST SCREEN! Finally, I win at something! More » -
