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more about #safe Julius Seizure - Canuck: I was terribly disappointed. I read "bunker" and thought the bed could somehow turn into a bunker. Guns, pshaa. I want the bed to protect ME from ... more » tackett: If you exercise your constitutional rights to own firearms, it is also your responsibility to keep them out of the hands of children and thieves. An... more » Bokusatsu_Tenshi: If you forget the Bunker and Weapons part, I guess this could make a good bed-safe. Beats stuffing your mattress with cash. more » Barry99705: Hopefully it doesn't squeak.... more » Curves: I wonder if Mr. Firearm will allow Mrs. Firearm to pretty it up/hide it with a lacey bedskirt or dust ruffle? (Maybe in a nice camo pattern or a Sarah... more » AmphetamineCrown: I can't imagine putting a mattress on top of a vault is more comfortable than, say, using a boxspring. Leaving aside the comfort compromise here, how... more » sqeakytoy of the apocalypse: "looks like you broke into the wrong God-damn rec room this time didn't ya?" blam blam blam blam blam "wooooooooohaaaaaaaaaaa" more » N1k0s: This will go great with my shotgun Snuggie. more » Frizzaldo...: 1300lbs eh, my missus is going to have to start working out if she wants to be able to vacuum under that more » thecman: And people wonder why the world thinks America is crazy! more » Andy S: At 1300 lbs, if your house isn't on a concrete slab, I would seriously be getting with a structural engineer's opinion to make sure I wouldn't end up ... more » frigg: Say you like to sleep atop a cache of AK-47s, but your partner has a soft spot for M2 .50 caliber machine guns, will it work with the Sleep Number sys... more » Omar L. Gallaga: Would have been nice if Gizmodo had linked to the original (copyrighted) source of these photos. Tracy O' Connor of I Hate My Message Board wrote the ... more » ZaxxonQ.com: That is just foul! Pun not intended. :-P more » ZaxxonQ.com: That looks NOTHING like the picture! >_< more » sir_pantsalot: "Chill before removing from can" I think that is their way of saying you should smoke a bowl before you attempt to open the can. Otherwise there is no... more » Curves: They can Hams, why not foul fowl too? more » Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: But if you mix this with Coke will it blend properly into Cochicken? more » bosskev: Well, at least they aren't lying with the label boasting "Home-Style Goodness". I mean, everything I ate while growing up at home came from a can. My ... more » robot-shmobot: Ugh, I almost threw up my 3 espressos seeing that.. If we keep progressing the over-processing of foods, years from now, we'll all be eating Soylent G... more » -
#furniture
BedBunker: Sleep Soundly with WWIII Under Your Pillow
I can't speak for everyone here, but if I could sleep every night atop my 32 rifles or 70 handguns, I'd just worry that the Boogie Man would find a way to arm himself. More » -
#cannedchicken
Oh God, It's a Whole Chicken in a Can
Until this moment, I did not know you could fit a whole chicken in a can. The directions on the back use the word "delicious" three times. Let's see what's inside (warning, NSFL): More » -
#security
Safe-T Bed: Sleep Soundly on a Cache of Guns, Jewels and Money
Somewhere between a sock and an actual bank lies the Executive Safe-T bed. Hollandia International's design incorporates a heavy-duty safe underneath the mattress and a cover in the head joint of the bed base. More » -
#security
Shock Safe Delivers a Jolt to Would-Be Thieves
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that no one wants your old baseball cards enough to warrant securing them in a safe that delivers electric shocks to people. -
#storage
A Floppy Disk That's Safer Than Your Hard Drive
Floppy disks weren't exactly known for their data security, but as a safe I think it could really handle the job. Unfortunately, the "Safe Save" is only a concept render at this point—which is disappointing because it would definitely be a cool real-world product. [Tebe Interesno via Apartment Therapy] -
