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more about #satire Pope John Peeps II: If only he had the forethought to keep the Indian child's liver too.... more » pixelpushing: So he wandered around "Mumbai" in the 70's, huh? more » Hardcore1: You forgot the handicapped person he keeps in his trunk in case anyone ever questions his parking habits. more » Kaiser-Machead: I call dibs on the Ballmer vooodoo doll. more » Nojuan: Funny enough, I've actually been in his current house. The thing that I thought was funny was that there were suits in his closet. My guess was that... more » ShaktiCheeky: Number seven is totally true and sad. Bill Gates is giving away, what, 40 billion dollars. What has Steve given of his 10's of billions? more » TheShredder: Hysterical. I guess he's healthy so it's safe to make fun of him again. more » Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: Intresting take on Jobs' home life. Where is the minifridge full of the blood of innocents for him to drink? more » EBone: A+ more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: One more thing...You must find the Jade Buddha before the next full moon! more » Andre Ondre: All seems accurate in the picture, except Steve Jobs dose not appear to have that many apple products (iPhone, iPod, iMac, Apple TV etc) but instead h... more » nala1908: so this is true or what? cause if it is its pretty fucked up more » jayhawk11 owns property now!!!: Cue convoy of Apple Legal vehicles in 3....2....1.... more » OMG! Ponies!: Umm Frooch, Jobso is a lot more ruthless than the CEO of Best Buy. There isn't going to be a snarky comeback in cartoon form. There will be a Croati... more » Derry Quinn: I laughed uncontrollably at the Steve Ballmer reference. I'm very impressed by this collection, what a great piece of work, and a nice sense of humou... more » Bokusatsu_Tenshi: I see... so GOOGLE is "Those we don't speak of" more » phunnyballs: Why does anyone care? I mean google doesnt actually know who you are, you are just a number to them. I dont really see the big deal is. I mean who at ... more » nhowar02: wheres the opt out button? is it on the regular home page because i cant find it, if someone does can you sent me the url? more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: This information is incorrect. With the success of the iphone 3G S Apple will first release the iphone 3G H, then the 3G I followed by the 3G T more » jgrnt1: I want one! I can't believe I'm stuck with this lame 3GS for the next two years.... Seriously, not having multitasking is becoming more and more of ... more » -
#humor
The Secrets Inside Steve Jobs' House (According to Me)
Steve Jobs is a private man, so only those very close to him ever get a look inside his home. Privacy shmivacy! Here's our exclusive look inside, revealing some downright surprising aspects of the bearded one's personal life. More » -
#satire
Google Offers Users Total Privacy (In an Airless, Deadly Mountain Prison)
Today's Onion News Network video attacks Google's scary-if-you-think-about-it access to all our browsing habits and personal data. If you want privacy, no problem: Just relocate to a giant boxlike mountain prison, and you'll be secure (and dead). Zing! More » -
#iphone
iPhone 3GI Delivers True Multitasking, But Only to People Who Really Deserve It
The sad thing is, if Apple did release the iPhone 3GI and claim only the truly worthy could see it, I'm sure it would go down exactly like The Onion says it would. More » -
#satire
The Seven Types of Employees You Meet at Best Buy
Have you ever noticed that no matter which Best Buy you go into, you end up seeing the same people working there? That's because there are seven types of people that work at every single Best Buy, with no exceptions. More » -
#pogue
David Pogue Piano Solo Imagines a World Without Apple or Gadgets
Here's the humorous David Pogue singing about a world without Apple in a way that only, well, David Pogue could pull off. -
