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stranger: So which Bond villain owns this, and where are the missile hatches and/or miniature attack submarine? more »
Stitchopoulis: Epic, EPIC design failure. Where the hell is my helicopter supposed to land? more »
cletar: So, somebody took old 70s Star Trek movie concept drawings for the crew lounge on the Enterprise, and designed a ridiculous boat around it. Sweet. more »
bigdogracer118: PLEASE tell me that this thing can be flipped over and turned into a submarine....otherwise not worth it..... more »
ggore: And the people who can buy this monstrosity are the ones the Republicans moan that they can't afford to pay 1% more in taxes so that everyone has heal... more »
TheLostVikings R.O.A.C.H.: Pfft, the real purpose of that bridge is obviously to ensure that you don't get wet when it's raining, even when in the pool... wait, what? more »
Sir Gibler: where in gods name is the helicopter pad!?! more »
switchblade saints: where are the sails, mast, crows nest? Plank? not interested. more »
Invisible-Echidna: Ugh, I HATE it when I have to drive my solid gold Segway around the pool of my fancy ass yacht. And if you even get me started on those stairs I'm goi... more »
Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: The designer definitely had a porpoise in mind when drawing up the plans... Ok, even I groaned at that one. more »
bucho54: OM NOM NOM!!!1! more »
Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: Is it captained by a man named Nemo? more »

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Infintas Yacht Spoils You For Life On Land With Three Levels of Luxury
Pool deck, helicopter pad...elevator? I guess that when you own a 300 foot monument to phallic imagery like this, taking stairs just won't do the trick. (Nor would walking around the pool apparently, since there's a bridge over it.) More »
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Oculus Yacht Mimics a Giant, Man-Eating Fish
It's almost cruel of us to post about the Schöpfer Oculus, a 250-foot luxury yacht inspired by an oceanic fish. More »

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