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more about #segatoys frigg: Chop off its head and you got yourself a tribble. more » Curves: Will it catch mice? I had to catch one over the weekend (major emotional trauma and since I let it go outside, I am sure it will just come back). I am... more » Kaiser-Machead: No robot, no matter how sophisticated man's devices ever become, will ever be able to sit there, on the edge of some high point in the room, with a sl... more » OMG! Ponies!: Neither Maxie nor Dita approve of this. Further, neither feel in the least bit threatened. more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: So this will be called "Pet, Pet, Relaxation"? more » frigg: If you read the FAQ on the site, it says even though the sex module was a hoax, you can still use the headset for hands-free driving. more » Dr. H. F. Danger: Damn, I was looking forward to the Wii Guitar Hero mod. lolz...penis more » Kaiser-Machead: So, the love making will not begin? :( more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: Luckily I still have my Wonderful "World of Sex" LP. Record Players FTW! possibly NSFW more » Smacksmackums: I knew it was too good to be true. Time to cancel my pre-order. I am still convinced that they stole the idea from Demolition Man anyway. more » BeautifulAgony: Will this be part of a Sega rhythm game? Might work on the Wii. more » zenpoet: For what ever reason I read the messages in an angry German voice. "Following ze beat make ze love much harder! Moch Schnell!" more » Dr. H. F. Danger: OMG! Through the fire and flames 100% expert NO BOT! SRYSLY DUDES! more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: I rely on this record I bought. Just in case it comes with BIG JIM SLADE! more » 92BuickLeSabre: They need a slightly more realistic version before I'll sign on. The foreplay please research what it is! Please confirm the heart rate sensor! It app... more » Curves: "Well done! Let's make love more regularly!" That kind of passionate motivation makes me wanna breed more often. Not. more » B1663R: i gotta say if you need a set of fancy pants headphones to tell you how to "do it" it's safe to assume you're doing it wrong. poor poor Sega the might... more » Kaiser-Machead: Star Wars Imperial March? What? No. Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture or nothing. more » -
#robots
This Looks Healthy
While real cats and dogs seem far too keen on reproduction to ever be as scarce or expensive as they were in Blade Runner, Sega is pushing full steam ahead with an update to their freaky robotic felines. More » -
#hoaxes
Bizarre LoveTrainer Headset Actually an Elaborate, Sexy Hoax
The unbelievably awkward LoveTrainer sex instruction headset was weird, sure. But fake? This morning we got an email from the alleged creator—"World Renowned Sex Doctor" Itami—aaaaand he's never heard of it. More » -
#sex
LoveTrainer Headset Coaches You in the Art of Love, Is Predictably Hilarious
"The foreplay, will now begin!" UPDATE: It's a hoax. More » -
#robots
$500 AMP Music Droid Dances (and Looks) Like a Bot Outta Hell
Move over WALL-E, take a hike Rolly, Automated Music Personality—from Hasbro's Tiger Electronics and Sega Toys—has come to claim the throne of dancing robot music speakers once and for all. Video after the jump More » -
