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more about #segway more comments → RainyDayInterns: It needs a spoiler for the back... more » psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you!: "Boo-urns! Boo-urns!" Whoever gets this is will be my next BFFZ+HyperDrivex666. more » Bam Bam: So this is a Segway for Lazy Mall Cops? more » STFU_FPU!: StarWars imperial "helmet" with wheels to me. more » NotSoSiniSter: the segway for fat people...great more » ilovexspin: Hey, at least this kind is fail-proof... OOPS ALREADY POSTED. THIS IS AWKWARD... more » otko: Hey, what happened to the post about the sperm whale shaped snowmobile thing? It totally disappeared from Giz more » Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: No comment. more » not_a_virus.exe.vbs: As if mall security cops didn't get made fun of enough. more » Atrocious: "HAL, open the pod bay doors!" "I'm sorry Dave. This conversation can serve no further purpose". With that, Officer Dave knew he would have to risk ... more » MaQ: And again more » MaQ: Both Project PUMA and this seams useless. All I can think of is that video of three girls and one took a dive, hard I think it was on giz i saw it ... more » se7a7n7: The design begs any hoodlum that sees it to push on the back to make it tip forward. more » musicmonkey34: a noble spirit embiggins the smallest man. more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Who wants to drive around in a giant Stormtrooper helmet...? I DO! more » -
#segways
Segway Concept Emboldens Mall Security With Aggressive Lines, Comfy Seats
Behold, today's dose of mall cop pornography. More » -
#costumes
We Didn't Know Zoltar Drove a Segway!
We've used enough questionable substances to make the specific timeline of the last 20 years is a bit sketchy. But we're pretty sure Big came out before the Segway. More » -
#transportation
Self-Balancing eniCycle is Like a Segway for the Circus
Finally, a unicycle that even I could ride! Designer, Aleksander Polutnik, says it takes only minutes to learn how to ride the eniCycle, because it uses mini-gyroscopes and an embedded processor to keep you balanced. Watch it in action: More » -
#transportation
Orbis Hacks One Wheel Off A Segway For Easier Sidewalk Maneuverability
The Orbis is only half as big as the Segway that spawned it, but don't let that fool you. The thing's easily twice as cool, especially if you happen to be Woz playing Segway polo. More » -
#imagecache
Steve Wozniak, Segway Polo Pioneer, Aims for the Goal
Here's a photo of Apple Employee #1, Steve Wozniak, as he plays for the Silicon Valley Aftershocks during the Segway Polo World Championships. Woz is one of the most prominent players of this silly and endearing sport. [Christian Science Monitor] -
#memorablegadgets
My Most Memorable Gadgets, By Steve Wozniak
We're kicking off our series exploring memorable gadgets from memorable people with one of the most influential tech giants: Steve Wozniak, co-founder of Apple. – JC More » -
#fight
Light Saber Jousting With Segways
Vice TV, going where no other news outlets dare: This time, it's Segway instruction from an NYC weirdo named Itsy, then stage combat light saber lessons with the NYC Jedi Academy in Brooklyn. Then, fight! More » -
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#diy
Legway: A Pedal-Powered Steampunk Segway
Steampunk is tired—and you will be too if you build the Legway. There's no electric motor to whisk you to a destination—only pedal-power. That means you actually have to exercise. More » -
#robots
A Wearable Robot Chariot
Designed for amputees and individuals that have difficulty walking, Exmovere's Chariot is a wearable robotic vehicle that can be controlled by subtle movements in the hips. More » -
#badideas
Chanel Segway is Pretty Much Inexcusable
Look, I know that Segways can be used for good and not evil, but a Segway decked out with Chanel branding? Well, that just takes away any excuse you could have had for Segway ownership. More » -
#segway
Reader Email: Why We Should Stop Picking on Segway
Dean Kamen is brilliant, but I've always felt Segways were kinda for lazy people. Well, I did think that, until I got this email from Allen, a segway using reader with a disability. Doh! More » -
#shirts
Prince on a Segway T-Shirt Combines Two Good Things to Make a Great Thing
Nothing makes a Segway cooler than giving it motorcycle handlebars and sticking Prince on it. Perhaps you can get some of that coolness rubbed off by sticking this shirt on you. [Product Page via NerdApproved] -
#machinevsnature
Segway-Powered Sledding Guarantees Your Kid Will Grow Up Fat and Lazy
This is the second best parenting via Segway photo ever, because I don't think anything will ever be able to beat this one. [Break via The Daily What] -
#clothing
Segway Shirt Clarifies Just How You 'Roll'
In case your obnoxious Segway weren't clarification enough, this Segway shirt reading "that's how I roll" should set things straight. Donning Dean Kamen's matching denim pants/denim shirt combo also works. [ExBoyfriend via ShinyShiny] -
#segway
Four Segways Enter, Three Segways Leave (One Faceplants)
There's nothing more you have to do than point and laugh at this poor woman and her Segway. You would have thought the other woman would be the one to eat it, karmically speaking. [BBG] -
#predictions
The Next Gadget Gods
This past year, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs began to focus on priorities other than tech. Who will fill their winged sandals and become the new Gadget Gods? More » -
#segway
Dean Kamen Struggles With the Idea of Giving Up on the Segway
A recent CNN interview has revealed that Segway inventor Dean Kamen often loses sleep about giving up on a project that he knows deep down will never pan out. More » -
#attheoffice
Segway Office Skiing Looks Like a Fun, Potential Lawsuit Source
At last, a really useful application for the Segway: Office skiing. Just attach a cable and go. It needs a homemade hoverboard for maximum speed and broken bones, but hopefully that will come soon. [Crunchgear]
