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more about #sextoys otko: Don't buy Japanese hookers? Pshh more » aja175: Jeez, doesn't anybody use a sawzall with a rubber fist anymore?? What happened to the basics! more » Horusz: Any product with the applied buzzword "teledildonics" gets a instant +1 from me. more » dtemp: I've seen a lot of this on Gizmodo, from various writers: they feel the need to call people who own these types of products pervs or something similar... more » mikedel: the Masuka reference makes this my all time favorite article. it has nothing to do with the tip on pervy gadgeteering more » phunnyballs: wtf... $70 for an HDMI adapter? holy smokes.. glad my $550 laptop has an adapter built in. more » Slinkytech: I think 9 and 10 should have been products by purell and dawn. more » rcast1986: Hahaha, great editing job, Chen. I was wondering how long that naked chick was going to be plastered on your front page. more » bare.imagery: DO NOT BUY THE REALDOLL. The wife and I bought one and thought we could have a lot of fun together with it. But, in all honesty, the RealDoll is not... more » Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: Cool, thanks for introducing me to the one thing that's more disturbing than the Twilight sage. Edit: I don't want to know the answer to the questio... more » Pessimippöpötåmus: Where is the tongue device? more » Yerzriknot: What happens when you sync the OhMiBod to Slayer? more » witeowl: May be old news, but I'm a bit behind in my DVR watching: Fleshlight got a cameo in Californication. At first, I felt a little giddy because it was li... more » Zinger314: I thought Adam Pash had a monopoly on the Fleshlight articles! more » Segador: Luckily, most people aren't at work today. more » phunnyballs: LOL, you better change the front page thumbnails. more » Dangerwillrobinson: Anyone who wants a quick laugh, I highly advise you to stop by the Real Doll site. That is just hilarious. more » Arc-: cool. tits on the front page. good thing it's the holiday and I'm not checking this at work more » thechansen: Frucci doesn't sex up inanimate objects. Inanimate objects sex up him. more » coodgenducta: I, uh, own one. Its ability to mimic a female human's fun bits is almost scary. Scary like I can't imagine what will be on the shelves in 5 years. Ope... more » -
#yearinreview
Toy Story: Fleshbot's Top Ten Sex Toys Of 2009 [NSFW]
2009: the year of the robot that mimics the love stylings of your favorite pornstars, a tiny little toy jampacked with ten eager tongues, and a wireless vibe that syncs with your iPod. So many innovations...but which were the best? -
#giftguide
Gifts For Pervs Who Like Like Gadgets
Everyone knows a Quagmire or a Masuka that enjoys their gadgets as much as they enjoy themselves—or rather, they enjoy using their gadgets TO enjoy themselves. This is for them, or for you, if you're buying under an alias. More » -
#sex
Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator
The Real Touch is like a Fleshlight that moves on its own, pre-synced with the porn you're currently watching on your computer. It's one step closer to simulating having sex with the girl on the screen, but should you buy? More » -
#retromodo
The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
Hey, that's their words, not mine—I'm almost lost for any. "Sculptured by a European artist…the phone plugs into any wall-jack and is fully-guaranteed." I bet, just look how classy this gent seems with an ear full of cleavage. More » -
#cyborgsex
Becoming a Sexual Cyborg (NSFW)
I used to think "sexual enhancement" just meant "sex toys." That is, until I started exploring the wonderful—and sometimes utterly weird—world of mechanical and electronic sex augmentations. Here's what's happening now and what will happen soon. More » -
#nsfw
Form 2 Sex Toy Leaves Fleshbot Satisfied (NSFW)
Jesus thought that the Form 2 sex toy looks like the Millennium Falcon, I thought it's a funky tooth model for dentists' offices. Fleshbot's Lux discovered that it's actually a bunny-eared delight of a gadget. The review's here. [Fleshbot] -
#sextoys
Form 2 Sex Toy Looks Like a Stealth Millennium Falcon
The Form 2 sex toy is definitely more conventional than the crazy Sqweel ten-tongue demon. At first I thought it looked like the silhouette of a rabbit's head. Then it clicked: The Millennium Falcon. Chewie, you are one naughty rug. More » -
#fleshlight
Have a Happier Halloween with the Fleshlight Succu Dry
If you've seen our own Adam Frucci's hilarious review of the Fleshlight Sex in a Can, you know the deal. It's a fake beer can/rubbery vagina that you put your wang in. Well, now it has fangs...if that's your thing. More » -
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#review
Sqweel Ten-Tongue Sex Toy Video Hands-On
You saw the ten-tongue Sqweel sexual toy yesterday (NSFW). While Fleshbot has its own review, Dr. Debby Herbenick has been trying it all weekend for us. Here is her review, non-explicit video included: More » -
#review
I Had Sex With Furniture: The Shameful (NSFW) Fleshlight Motion Review
The Fleshlight Motion is like an ottoman with a fake vagina on the side. You have sex with it. I did the deed with an inanimate object so you don't have to, and these are my results. I feel dirty. More » -
#diy
"Popcorn Sorter" Eliminates Un-Popped Kernels Using, Um... Vibration?
"Honey, I'm amazed that we never have any un-popped kernels. How do you do it each and every time?!" "Well, it's simple, hun, really. I just use this special bowl I made a few weeks ago. And your vibrator." More » -
#diy
Sex Toys Make Delightful Additions to Any Home
This little site provides illustrated guides to using all kinds of sex toys in new and unexpectedly G-rated ways around the house. If you were wondering how to turn that two-foot-long-double-headed-you-know-what into a keyboard wrist-rest, read on.
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#usb
USB Vibrator Brings Bodily Fluids a Bit Too Close to Your Ports
Look, I'm sure it's super convenient to charge the ol' vibe using your laptop, but is this really necessary? We all know how water damage voids warranties. [The Frisky via The Daily What] -
#sextoys
Bedside Lamp Brings Between the Sheets Secrets to Light
Sometimes the best hiding spot for something is right out in the open—at least that's the philosophy of the bedside lamp, a furnishing that hides an easy to deduce marital aid inside. More » -
#nsfw
iPhone OS 3.0 Will Turn Your Phone Into a Revolutionary Sex Toy
The latest features in the new iPhone OS make it a better phone, GPS, gaming and computing platform. But they also have the potential to turn it into the most perfect sex toy yet. [Updated]
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#manvsmachine
Saber Saw Sex Toy Incident: DIY Gone Very, Very Wrong (NSFW)s
A 27-year old woman was rushed to the hospital after a kinky encounter with her partner resulted in injuries that I would rather not contemplate. Sufficed to say, dildos and saber saws don't mix. More » -
#sex
The Ten Best Sex Gadgets of 2008 (NSFW)
And now for some news you can use: Fleshbot has put together their picks for the best sex toys of 2008. Naturally, there are plenty of vibes with strange names and even stranger shapes. More » -
#thankgizitsfriday
10 Gadgets That Turn Your Empty Kid's Room Into a Den of Depravity (NSFW)
Sending a child off to college can be a sad, lonely time for parents. That is, until they decide to take advantage of their newfound freedom. Why not travel, take a pottery class or turn your empty kid's room into a tricked-out den of depravity? Wait, what? I can't believe I just wrote that. It's perverted and wrong...just the way you like it. So grab the Mrs. and a suitcase full of Viagra because things are about to get crazy over in the burbs. More » -
#thankgizitsfriday
10 Sex Toys That Are Confusing and Wrong (NSFW)
Rejoice! The week is at an end. You have worked hard and now it's high time you got to relax and enjoy a "Thank Giz It's Friday" roundup of gadgets that are pointless, vulgar, confusing and (in some cases) scary. If you find yourself saying "I have that!" a number of times while perusing the following gallery, it might be a good idea to sort some things out with a trained professional. More »


