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more about #shame MacAttack7388: Why is it weird for a guy to have a sex toy for masturbation, but it's okay for a woman to have one? more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Just looking at that image makes me want to shove my loose change in the slot.. more » Shini: R.O.A.C.H.: Not creepy enough yet, needs LEDs and maybe sound effects. more » Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: I want to use your armpit as a vagina... more » slhaynes: ZOMG! Twilight fans can now have a toy! more » RedEyeNinja: Too cheap to get a real girlfriend. Check. Too cheap to buy a real fleshlight. Check. Too cheap to buy a DIY fleshlight. Prolly check too. more » AndPreciousLittleofThat: I just had a deeply disturbing mental image of me eating breakfast, and that thing sidling up to me and whispering "Parkay." more » Bertone77: Wow, just what I needed! Now I can work on sheding my last bit of dependence on resemblance to any real human orifices! more » franco1975: That would look great with glitter paint and pink hello kitty logos all over it. more » spannu: The slot is described as a "stealth" orifice, as opposed to the standard "lady", "mouth", or "butt". Would any ladies care to explain where on their ... more » Curves: The side view makes it look like a pet food dish. I can see a flashlight, but a pet food dish is just plain weird. more » Gordonium: "Can you only climax when making love to a see-thru coinslot in a blue tube?" It's like you're in my head, in my girlfriend's worst nightmares. more » Kaiser-Machead: You screwed an ottoman. You're not permitted to call anyone else a weirdo, ottoman screwer. more » Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: You mean I can make a sucking chest wound in a zombie's rotting chest as a penetrable fleshlight? Yes! more » CooperDToo: Adam, whats with you and all the fleshlight stories lately?? more » snoop_dizzle: Frooch, you are my one-stop-shop for everything that is kinky and weird. ;) more » Purple Dave: Camera cables. Both of the digital cameras I've owned have proprietary data cables. I can cheat the current camera by just convering my SD cards into ... more » Monty: The entire technology industry is laden with gadgets that do not make it. That is part of being in the gadget industry, folks. In order for a winner... more » KhaiJB: you missed one huge proprietary mistake made a few years ago. Kodak Disk Cameras. [en.wikipedia.org] worst idea they ever had. I mean.. 35mm was plent... more » OmniZero: FireWire. Very hard to find on PCs and a lot of good hard drives use it, not to mention iPod used it at one point. Apple's Mini-DVI, Micro-DVI, Mini-V... more » -
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Build-Your-Own Fleshlight: What, No Armpit Option?
Now, you can design your own Fleshlight to your exacting specifications. Can you only climax when making love to a see-thru coinslot in a blue tube? Welcome to Pleasure Town, weirdo! [Fleshlight] -
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The Worst Proprietary Gadget Offenses
Like a predatory loan officer or an unstable partner, technology companies have an obsession with locking you down. Here are some of the worst examples of proprietary products that leave you trapped, broke and angry. -
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London Clinics Begin Sending STD Test Results via Text
The National Health Service in the London Borough of Hounslow, in an effort to coax young people into getting tested, is offering free self-service STD kits, with an added bonus: text message diagnosis!. More »
