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more about #shoes more comments → Dayv: Yeah, I'm not really getting the "kick Lady Gaga in the head" thing here either. It's not funny enough to outweigh the random acts of senseless viole... more » EBone: A pair of these would have defeated the Borg. more » Robotronic: The only thing that sucks about Giz are the 40+ years old (or 40+ at heart) tightasses that have "children" and "careers" and worry about things like ... more » SuperNumberOne: In these shoes, Lady Gaga kicks you! more » pixelhaus76: Uh, "as you kick her head"? Was that necessary? more » Deckard: Yes, I'm enjoying this post title, while it lasts. more » thatsmrpotatohead2U: Where did all these Lady Gaga supporters wander in from, and what are they doing reading Giz? Just to be clear, this is a tech website, so Ms Hannafo... more » Pope John Peeps II: "As you kick her head" ????? O_o ????? Wow. A woman wrote that. Wow. more » OMG! Ponies!: Kat, I have to disagree with you on the Lady GaGa front. Her songs are tremendously fun and imminently danceable. Additionally, they are deliciousl... more » TheAlmeida: Lady Gaga is a musical genious. I think it would be better put: "As You Kick Her Head, Katy Perry Would See Dozens of Reflections in These Mirrored S... more » Jacubious: Such venom Ms. Hannaford. Did the Lady offend you in some way? Your musical sensibilities perhaps? more » ian.nai: I realize that, technically, 'maths' and 'math' both go. But the term 'maths' will just never sound right to me. I consider myself a mathematician n... more » Odin: And with the exception of the two pairs of shoes none of them occupy the same equipment slot! You could wear a full set of this stuff! #skymall more » Benguin: SkyMall is my favorite thing about flying. I take the catalog every time I fly as a cheapo souvenir. The inventory is just so ridiculous. #skymall more » w1llk: I refuse to look at anything SkyMall unless I'm on an aircraft. Something about flying at 30,000 feet justifies the ridiculousness of the items on tho... more » -
#concepts
As You Kick Her Head, Lady Gaga Would See Dozens of Reflections in These Mirrored Shoes
Combining art and maths, much like the Mobius Strip bagel, these mirrored Invisible Shoes reflect the ground, causing small animals to headbutt your ankles. Imagine kicking Lady Gaga in them. [CNET Asia] -
#gadgets
The Enhanced Human, SkyMall Style
I am ashamed of two things. 1) That in our quest for the cyborg life, we were beaten to the punch by SkyMall, and 2) that none of the following products are fake.
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#shoes
Funky Paper Shoes, Humping Paper Beasts, Or Both
To be honest, at first they looked like humping paper beasts and I thought: "Hmmm, nice." Then I learnt they were paper shoes and I thought: "Hmmm, nice." More » -
#art
Robot Jordan's Air Junk Dunk Shoes
Air Jordan's for the year 2050. On pre-order now. Actually, these circuit board shoes are a piece of art created by Gabriel Dishaw. More » -
#toys
Transformers Nikes Come in Sweet Toy Box
Just for a moment, we're going to put our haughtiness aside regarding non-sustainable packaging and the collectible sneaker movement to enjoy Nike's clever new Transformers shoeboxes. More » -
#wellness
Urination Is Where We Draw the Line on Home Beauty Products
You know what they say: Nothing takes the callouses off like fastening plastic bags filled with urine around your feet. More » -
#retromodo
The Secret of Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal" Forward Leaning Move
The late King of Pop pioneered dance moves that looked mechanical and weren't, like the moonwalk, and at least one that looked mechanical and was: The forward-leaning maneuver from his "Smooth Criminal" video. The secret is all in the shoes. More » -
#gps
GPS Shoes Help Locate Wandering Alzheimer's Patients
Did you know that Alzheimer's patients frequently suffer what are officially called "critical wandering incidents"? These shoes have an embedded GPS chip that sends an alert via Google Maps so the lost senior can be located. More » -
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#gaming
The Shoebox Fightstick Is Made For Cheap Chun-Li Combat
We didn't think things could get sadder in these economically trying times than the Tupperware arcade stick. Well folks, things just went from bad to leap from the nearest skyscraper status. More » -
#shoes
Nike Wii Blazer: White Because the Wii Is Also White
If the NES Air Max sneakers weren't your thing, then maybe you'll appreciate the Wii Blazers. But if not, Nike will release every Nintendo f'ing console in shoe form until you buy one. More » -
#spygear
These Shoe Phones Are Made for Walkin' (...and Talkin')
Apparently a shoe phone similar to this was a really big deal in some dumb movie or TV show. But now the thing actually exists, using common cellphone gear and a hollowed-out heel. More » -
#fugly
Lamborghini Shoes Are Not Made for Walking
As a women's shoes fetishist, I'm glad these Lamborghini Gallardo stilettos are just a concept. Unless they come with a voluptuous Swede in a tiny bikini so my eyes automagically look in another direction. [Jalopnik] -
#clips
The Japanese Giant Robot Show to End All Giant Robot Shows
If you thought that Voltron or Power Rangers was entertaining, wait until you see Engine Oh G12. Its robot is assembled from twelve different vehicles, including a shark car. More » -
#shoes
Modular High Tops Change Shape; White Men, Sadly, Still Cannot Jump
These were on display at the "Bread & Butter" fashion trade show in Barcelona. They go from courtside to poolside with the pull of a zipper. [Reuters] -
#commercials
Anti-Static Shoes Will Make Sure Rich Bachelors Cling to You
All you entrepreneurial gold-digging nurses out there, listen up. Your efforts to marry that rich, sick dude are for naught if you don't have this handy object in your repertoire: anti-static shoes. [Japan Probe] -
#shoes
Inflatable Foot Cushions Claim To Make Your Legs Studly; Does Nothing For the Ladies
Are you trying to live more like Jesus? Is that purity ring just not cutting it for you? Let's introduce to you these sexy Inflatable Foot Cushions, guaranteed to make you a virgin for life! More » -
#accessories
Pistol Stilettos Can Really Hurt to Walk In
Surely these pistol stilettos adorned by Madonna at her recent directorial debut can't be packing real guns. Then again, if we had to listen to that much pretentious bullshit coming from our own mouths at all times, we might need our personal escape plan at arm's reach, too. [If Heels Could Talk via Violet Blue NSFW] -
#litebrite
World's Largest Lite Brite Has Over 300,000 Pegs, Is Real Effing Brite
Shoe-maker ASICS commissioned a gigantic Lite Brite in NYC in celebration of something or other (probably a shoe launch) this month that takes the Guinness World Record for largest Lite Brite painting. You know, those things you played with when you were six? At 300,000+ pieces and 11x15 feet, it demolishes the previous record of 125,000+ pieces by PA artist Mark Beekman that took him over 15 months to complete. Mark's was a recreation of The Last Supper, which while classy, just doesn't quite have the same je ne sais quoi as a ginormous shoe advertisement. Sorry about that year and a half of your life, Mark. [Freshness Mag]
