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more about #shredder njdevil: more » dry-roasted-peanuts: That is so dorky. I'll stick to my Esoteric Order of Dagon hoodie or my Legend of Zelda track jacket thank you very much. more » Mikestan: "Turtles and rats will run away when I wear this hoodie" So will every woman you meet more » MacTodd: My hoodie can beat up your hoodie more » Benguin: It's subdued enough that you could almost pass as normal when you wear it in public. Almost. The hood seems much more practical than those ones you z... more » Nick: it looks like a poly blend. shredder would have never worn a poly blend. bebop or rocksteady maybe. also, there is no real cape. stop half-assin' it. more » Bokusatsu_Tenshi: Cowabunga dudes! more » Jacubious: Those blades don't look quite intimidating enough to survive the intense razzing that would likely ensue after donning this. more » The Lab: Wake me when they have some model in the skin tight yellow jumpsuit that April wore. more » Kaiser-Machead: The soft rounded blades make him look more like some kind of plush insect than Shredder. more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: "I just wish I had come across it before I'd finished all my Christmas shopping." Get an early start. Buy it now for next Christmas. :) more » .kg: Yeah...Turtles, Rats, and Girls more » GlenTen: I did a quick image search for this device to see just how "horrible" this means of death would be. Turns out it looks pretty god damned horrible more » Isaac: "Firefighters declared the man dead at the scene" It must have been really bad. For a firefighter / EMT to declare someone dead you must have injuri... more » frigg: this reminds me of an incident in which KLM dispatched a large quantity of imported squirrels by shredding them. following the kerfuffle, the airline ... more » DonLaFontaine: After the accident had taken place, a well-dressed unidentified man with an attache case was overheard observing: "Go tell your friends at SPECTRE tha... more » se7a7n7: Well there you go, Hippies. See what all your Earth-loving recycling get us? Bloody, agonizing death. more » shorty63136: I have to show this to my godson's father as a reason why one should not smoke a blunt before you go to work - at a place that has a big-ass incinerat... more » AkronZip: Dude, this sucks. How am I expected to feel safe playing around my wood chipper that doubles as a personal masseuse (Yes, her name is Cindy and she h... more » Darksider1972: Industrial Cardboard Shredders are pretty much like the Wood chippers machine but bigger. more » -
#geekfashion
Turtles and Rats Will Run Away When I Wear This Hoodie
While this hoodie will make me look almost as snazzy as the oh-so-evil Shredder, odds are that I won't have any more success against do-gooder turtles than he. Maybe I should just wear a pretty, girly dress instead. More » -
#manvsmachine
Man Dies Horrible Death In The Teeth Of a Cardboard Shredder
An unidentified man working with a cardboard shredder in Lincoln Heights, LA was killed in what must have been a horrifying fashion after getting tangled in the device. More » -
#gadgethell
Massive 900HP Shredder Consumes Gadgets in It's 7-Foot Jaws
Electronic Recyclers International (ERI), the largest electronics recycler in the US, has unveiled a 900HP, 120,000 lb shredding system that can consume 20,000 lbs of gadget waste per hour in its 7'x6' foot jaws. More » -
#design
What Happens When a Computer Programmer Decides to Build a Cheap Surfboard?
Not surprisingly, you get the nerdiest surfboard ever. The "Shredder" surfboard was designed by a computer programmer named Mike Sheldrake after he decided to replace his old board. Since he did not possess the skills necessary to make a board the traditional way, he decided to use 3-D modeling software to design a snap-together deck built out of 400 pieces of computer cut corrugated cardboard then shellac it with fiberglass and epoxy resin. Thanks to a mathematically sound triangular pattern, force is evenly dispersed throughout the board—making it incredibly strong. More » -
