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more about #silly more comments → OMG! Ponies!: First of all, there is a reason that hospitals don't line their corridors with wool carpeting. Second, be nice to your static-y nurses. If you're not... more » frigg: How many single women owe their spinsterhood to sneaker static? Is that one of those embarrassing female problems that gets underreported on prudish W... more » P3nnst8r: I was hoping for an evil monkey glare and point. more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: That's one dude who needs to get spanked by his monkey.... more » IN THE FACE!: So does that pop-corn maker receive web-radio, or have a pandora player or what? What's the gimmick? more » strider_mt2k: Poor lil dude. I hope at least he got to eat some for his trouble. more » Substance_D: At the risk of sounding stupid...That was a real chimp? more » T1nd0g: What year is this seriously? I mean why did somebody dig up this corpse only to beat it again? more » Pessimippopotamus: Iirain san, dare ga roboto dogu o zenbu tabeta? more » Junior Madureira: Stupid, can't believe I wasted 1:48 precious minutes of my life watching this. more » -
#aigo
Aigo MP3 Player Leaves Me Feeling Puzzled
While this upcoming mp3 player from China's Aigo looks cool, it's hard to piece together more information about it. Aigo's given us no specs, no price, and no release date. Drop a hint, Aigo! [Yesky] -
#commercials
Anti-Static Shoes Will Make Sure Rich Bachelors Cling to You
All you entrepreneurial gold-digging nurses out there, listen up. Your efforts to marry that rich, sick dude are for naught if you don't have this handy object in your repertoire: anti-static shoes. [Japan Probe] -
#merrikurisumasu
Chimp in Japan Gets Popcorn Machine for Xmas, Freaks Out
I know some of you might be tempted to get gadgets as Christmas presents for your pets, so here's a tip: Chimpanzees don't like popcorn machines. Don't say we never help you out! [Japanprobe] -
#sostupiditsfunny
BigDog Quadruped Robot, Or Something Like It, Spooks Tokyo Streets
The Land of Godzilla now has another monster terrorizing its streets—Boston Dynamic's BigDog robot! Only... aren't those feet? This isn't BigDog Beta, is it? No wonder the Japanese look more puzzled than scared. [JapanProbe] -
#microsoftad
Second Gates-Seinfeld Ad Shows They're Very Rich, Unlike Us
Remember that first Seinfeld-and-Gates adventure into Shoe Circus, which alluded to something about Windows being “soft and chewy and delicious?” Well, the new Laural and Hardy of ambiguous advertising have a new spot out and it's... making fun of your average scalloped potato-eating, leather giraffe from Cabo-buying, grumpy Grandma-having Suburban family. The incredibly rich duo try to connect on a “normal people” level and kind of fail utterly. Like Windows Vista. I think. More » -
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#jamespurljones
Darth Vader Drinks Guinness, Wears a Bonnet
Right now it's a bit hot for one of these, but we salute Lady Linoleum, who made this Darth Vader helmet out of eight Guinness cans and some black wool. More »
