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more about #simulation GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: Do they need someone to annoy everyone else? Because I'll take that job. I can be intolerable in close quarters, extremely condescending, and very p... more » JC Whitless: Hmmnnn....trapped in a can with sexy russian women? What is the food like? Can we bring booze? #marssimulation more » psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you!: Two questions arise: 1 - Will they pay for my trip to Russia? 2 - Will there be any Martian sex simulation? Failure to provide a positive response ... more » bosskev: A 520-Day Pretend Trip To Mars? 520 days, that's all? That's nothing for Americans. Hell, we recently endured an 8-Year Pretend Trip To Democracy. #ma... more » mattycakes: As long as I don't have to drink my own recycled urine, I'm in. Yeah, yeah, I know it's just the same as regular water, you can't even taste the diff... more » mikeness: WTF? I was kidnapped and strapped into one of these and brainwashed at a hippy commune once. more » N@tedog: Where the eff are the white blood cells when you need them? Asleep on the job again aye? more » ripfire: "While the effects of any Flu could be lethal..." There. Corrected it for ya. more » P3nnst8r: My God, this is what happens when I get the flu?! more » -
#space
Volunteers Wanted For 520-Day Pretend Trip To Mars
The European Space Agency is looking for volunteers to spend 520 days isolated a Moscow facility where they'd simulate traveling to, living on, and coming back from Mars. Not bad, except the pretend travel lasts 250 days each way. More » -
#space
Soyuz Chair Transforms Lay-Z-Boys Into Cosmonauts
Sitting in the typical recliner has become the weeknight sex of the furniture world—a comfortable task for your body while your mind focuses on TV. The Soyuz Chair hopes to break the mundanity with classic Soviet space craft design. More » -
#science
This Is How The Swine Flu Gets Released
While the effects of the Swine Flu could be lethal, I watch this 3D visualization of the influenza type-a virus' antigenic shift and I can't help but to admire its hideous beauty. [Thanks Carlos] -
#volvo
Volvo Wind Tunnel Has Road Simulator Minus Annoying Backseat Kids
Here's the new Volvo in-house wind tunnel simulator, a 28 million dollar facility that is the first in its class to have a road simulator. In theory, it will allow the Swedish manufacturer to precisely test the effect of road changes and airflows all around the car to make cars more fuel efficient. Strangely enough, Tim Walker, the aerodynamics expert at Volvo Cars, doesn't mention other possible uses, like drying the hair and bodies of a multitude of lusty valkyries and/or vikings just out of the shower: More » -
