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more about #skymall more comments → Odin: And with the exception of the two pairs of shoes none of them occupy the same equipment slot! You could wear a full set of this stuff! #skymall more » Benguin: SkyMall is my favorite thing about flying. I take the catalog every time I fly as a cheapo souvenir. The inventory is just so ridiculous. #skymall more » w1llk: I refuse to look at anything SkyMall unless I'm on an aircraft. Something about flying at 30,000 feet justifies the ridiculousness of the items on tho... more » MWUK: SkyMall is always the higlight of my holidays (vacations) when i go across the pond to america... #skymall more » Arken: "and it can't even secretly double as a sexual aid." I can think of a few ways... #skymall more » njdevil: I had the fortune to sit next to a couple in their mid 50's reading Skymall together on a 3 hour flight. "Look honey! This cool jug adds oxygen to wa... more » tree-fiddy: I think I'll try the butt enhancer, but wear it in the front, like a cod piece #skymall more » HashMaster9000: Lies! Locutus of Borg wouldn't be caught dead in clog slippers! Comfort is irrelevant! Memory Foam is Irrelevant! We will add your technological Brig... more » Zordon: Re: the page for the spring-loaded-shoes: "We are so confident you'll love them that the inventor, Alexander Innovation Wizard has put his on name on ... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Hey that Head Spa massager is useful for any low budget sci-fi movie in need of some weird head-gear type prop: It's a futuristic brainwave analyzer.... more » Kevin Wei: Can we get someone to purchase all this, put it all on, and post pictures so we could all have a good laugh about ridiculous it all looks? #skymall more » PotteryBarnClearanceSale: Poor SkyMall link at the bottom of my favorites list, the last of my links to be clicked on a really slow day at work. Still, it's there for me ... w... more » Jurandr: The posturtek shirt has a vibrator on it that jiggles when you slouch. According to activeforever.com: "Equipped with revolutionary technology built... more » The Lab: I admit, I have been tempted by the shoes with springs in them. To put this in perspective, I also bought Heelys. As a 28 year old man. I feel like... more » dingus: I'm kinda dissapointed the prosthetic asscheeks don't come in different sizes. I was hoping for something in a Sir Mix-a-lot. I suppose you could do... more » -
#gadgets
The Enhanced Human, SkyMall Style
I am ashamed of two things. 1) That in our quest for the cyborg life, we were beaten to the punch by SkyMall, and 2) that none of the following products are fake.
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#gps
GPS Homing Device Remembers Where You Stashed All Those Dead Bodies
Another piece of brilliance you never knew you needed from the venerable Hammacher Schlemmer: A simple GPS device that points the way back to a single spot. That's it, for $80. [Hammacher-Schlemmer via Chip Chick] -
#gadgets
The Best of the Worst of Skymall
What in the name of all that is good, sacred, and smells of PVC is this? A deer having sex with a trailer hitch? It's just one of the worst things in SkyMall's catalog. -
#traction
Pump-Action Relief... From Stiff Necks
Bless Skymall and its world of wonderful and strangely fascinating gizmos for bringing us this: the portable neck traction device, supposed to help relieve tight muscles and "joint and nerve pressure." Simply place around your neck (that's a worrying start, if you ask me) and "pump the inflation bulb until you feel a comfortable stretch." That'll be somewhere short of popping your head off like an unfortunate Legoman, I guess. Available now, for all you crick-necked blog readers who don't sit at your PC properly, in three neck sizes for $69.98. [Skymall via Random Good Stuff] -
