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more about #smooth more comments → OMG! Ponies!: Could be worse. He could be arrested for felony assault after being bitten on the tongue by a hooker. more » jcrockerman: what... no pic? more » MyPetFly: "...Which is Never" Batteries not required. more » theblackdog_FeelingRandom: This looks like something you put on the door of the really nerdy guy in the dorm that you know isn't getting any. Or throw it on your parents door ju... more » Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: But, pretty much there's no reason you need this if you're doing your duty by pleasing that booty. more » Curves: So what are the odds of a college roommate walking in during that specific 30 second time frame. more » Dirk: The sign I had in college said "Be Back In 5 Minutes".... more » Ibelieveinsandwitches: advertising that you are doing the deed is a great way to get people to mess with you while you are doing it. especially in a dorm. Freshman are so ba... more » OMG! Ponies!: First of all, I don't have a roommate; I have a live-in girlfriend. Second, she knows when I'm having sex with her. more » LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: I don't think I need one of these. I mean...they would hear me anyways through the door. more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: It should play 'Bow-chicka-wow-wow' instead. Or the theme from 'Shaft'. Or Quagmire saying, 'Giggidy, giggidy, goo." more » Mayor McRib: Will this also work for the bathroom door? more » GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga: You would hope you were doing a good enough job that your partner would let everyone in a 50 foot radius know they were "gettin' some". I personally... more » Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: Or you know, just G loud enough that there's no question what's going on inside. more » Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: Yeah, I'll just stick w/ the college standby about the surf being up on the cuyahoga on the whiteboard. more »
