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more about #sperm more comments → fuchikoma: Someone should make one that looks like a babelfish.... more » FredicvsMaximvs: January, 2009: Australian scientists develop little bloodstream motor February, 2009: iRobot buys license from Aussie scientists September, 2009: iRob... more » Hello Mister Walrus: If there is a problem that can't be solved by sperm, I don't know what it is. more » OMG! Ponies!: Shaped like a tampon and designed to help with bloodflow. Where does that cardboard applicator factor into all of this? more » ripfire: Funny, I plugged it in my computer and it ejected the rest of my USB devices. more » Mr-Mr: Why not give her the real thing? It's full of life, and if used properly, it's full of future memories. more » FinalValgas: I want one of these to store ... porn on. more » OMG! Ponies!: What kind of prick doctor hands out sperm shaped USB drives? more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Does the tail wiggle when data is transfering? more » -
#headsets
Tragus Headset Designer Likely Had Baby Batter On the Brain
The Tragus Bluetooth headset concept is a clever idea for people who misplace theirs between calls, save for the fact that it looks like a colorful sperm is about to swim into your ear canal. More » -
#science
Proteus Motor Swims Through Bloodstream, Looks Pretty Much Like a Sperm
The tiny Proteus motor, at only 2.5 times the width of a human hair, is small enough to enter the bloodstream and perform duties previously requiring some surgical slice-and-dice. More » -
#uhoh
Bad News: Cellphones Make Your Sperm Stupid
Bad news, dudes and ladies who hope to someday be impregnated by said dudes! According to some researches from the Cleveland Clinic, cellphones wreck your sperms up, making them too stupid to knock ladies up. More » -
