• more about #statenisland
    Odin: Maybe they were shooting the new Super Mario Bros movie? #marioandluigiassault more »
    shooter: Loved the music and sound effects...lol. #marioandluigiassault more »
    Twinder: I'm more interested in that magical vanishing truck. #marioandluigiassault more »
    Nathan Obbards: Revenge? #marioandluigiassault more »
    ripfire: It's-a-me! Mario! Give-a me my fuckin money! #marioandluigiassault more »
    Software_Goddess: They must have been on shrooms. #marioandluigiassault more »
    Noobs-R-Us: I love how that idiot just stands around and watches. more »
    Kaiser-Machead: Amateurs. You're supposed to jump on his head, and kick him so he slides away. #marioandluigiassault more »
    GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: Is that guy in a white suit with white patent leather shoes and a pimp cane? Only in Staten Island. #marioandluigiassault more »
    nutbastard: "The Longueira family says they will sue" arguably a more disgusting idea than falling into a sewer. more »
    OMG! Ponies!: She's got about 3 months to find a lawyer stupid and skeezy enough to take up the case. She's got scrapes and bruises. That puts the pain&suffering s... more »
    philibuster: Ha! My ACME roll-up manhole worked! more »
    Barry99705: I'd have laughed more if she was actually hurt. Call me what you want, but that's Darwinism at work right there. Was really wishing for a cop today ... more »
    ITLawMan: Sadly, from a libel standpoint, they DO have a case against the city. Yay, for being a strain on the city's already strained finances! Frivolous laws... more »
    drokcab: God damn, I'm going to text and fall down a flight of stairs and sue the owners of the building. This shit is so frivolous. She deserved it. more »
    Invisible-Echidna: Silly kids. Don't they know you shouldn't walk and text unless you have spider sense? more »
    itchytooth: It's time we stand up and oppose this faceless oppressor that has been holding us down for so long! For the sake of all of us, I hope her family sues ... more »
    puffnstuff: Isn't there an app for that? Where you can see while you text? more »
    GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: What's even worse is it wasn't her phone. It was her friend. Which makes me wonder, why didn't her friend warn her? And there's still a shoe down t... more »
    t3chn0v1k1ng: reporters have recovered an image of said shoe more »
  • #games

    Video of Mario and Luigi Assaulting NY Cabbie

    You know recession has reached a new low when two Italian plumbers from Brooklyn go to Staten Island to beat a cabbie and steal his cash. That's more or less what happened at this gas station last Halloween. More »
  • #texting

    Teenager Falls Into Open Manhole While Texting

    As if you needed more evidence that texting is more dangerous than swine flu, a 15-year-old girl from Staten Island walked into an open manhole while texting. She's fine, don't worry, although she did lose a shoe in the sewer. More »