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more about #stephencolbert mikegriffin: Colbert sucks big time. more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: I'm sick of this NASA backpeddling. The thing upstairs in my bathroom is a Colbert. C.O.L.B.E.R.T.'s are the thing OK Go filmed their video on. more » Brett Benedict: Don't you think there is an inherent danger in sending unqualified, under trained civilians into space? more » Christopher Chambers: hah! I'm leaving in an hour to go see the shuttle launch. I had no idea C.O.L.B.E.R.T. was going to be one it! more » Theimbellis: Why the hell do they need a treadmill when they can run without moving an inch due to no gravity in the space? more » crescentfresh: I wonder if it's a vertical treadmill like a buddy of mine tested during a short stint when he was involved in a NASA experiment where his body was ke... more » OMG! Ponies!: That's good and all but what it really needs is a big button marked "JANE! STOP THIS CRAZY THING!!!" more » Skunky: Usually there's a belt harness on the other treadmills I've seen in videos. But they could just plant their feet on it and let it spin them ass over t... more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: Correct me if I am wrong, but is it the Stephen Colbert Treadmill, or C.O.L.B.E.R.T, or the Stephen Colbert C.O.L.B.E.R.T? Damn you NASA. Making me ... more » Kaiser-Machead: This sure brings me back, to those Saturday mornings and various weekday afternoons watching cartoons. Only thing missing is the color. It seems a bit... more » ripfire: I would have named it: "FUCKYOUBITCH!" more » kylenalepa: NASA made themselves look like complete asses with the vote thing. Why even bother having a vote if you're going to ignore the results? It should have... more » dry-roasted-peanuts: Bob. What? It worked for New Earth in Titan AE. more » Kaiser-Machead: Can't name it Kaiser, because of the whole Kaiser Wilhelm association, but I was thinking more along the lines of Ether, as in the Greek mythological ... more » Pessimippöpötåmus: A space module named Colbert would sound retarded. In fact, the whole contest sounded stupid. This sort of thing should've been only limited to grade ... more » TheCrudMan: If they weren't going to name it Colbert then they should have named it Serenity. I get the reason for picking a name on the list over Colbert but wh... more » .357: The Eazy-E. more » bornonbord: Where's gitemstevedave? colbert-toilet joke in 3...2...1...... more » Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: I think it should have been named: Kaylee in Microgravity Yum! more » infmom: Given the not-so-long-ago correlation between astronauts and diapers, naming anything Serenity is going to give people the entirely wrong idea. more » -
#space
Colbert to Launch Tomorrow to the International Space Station
You heard it well. Colbert is launching tomorrow at 1:36am EDT onboard the space shuttle Discovery, headed to the International Space Station. The mission objective, according to him: "Help slim down all those chubby astronauts." In his own words: More » -
#space
This is Stephen Colbert's NASA Space Station Treadmill
The Stephen Colbert treadmill looks tiny, but there isn't a lot of space to go around up there on the ISS. How does this work? More » -
#questionoftheday
What Should NASA Have Named The New ISS Module?
You may recall that last month Stephen Colbert won NASA's contest to name a new module in the International Space Station. You may also remember that NASA snubbed him and chose the name Tranquility. More » -
#colbert
NASA Names Treadmill, Not Toilet, After Stephen Colbert
After almost getting a toilet named after him, Stephen Colbert will be surprised to know that he's getting his name on a treadmill instead. Our surprise? NASA picked the EIGHTH most popular name instead. More » -
#video
Colbert Twitters While Interviewing Co-Founder of Twitter, According to his Twitter
And we have reached a new level of meta-ness. More » -
#wtf
What Does Your Cryptic Kindle Allusion Mean, Colbert?
We've heard Jon Stewart's feelings. And now this, right before the Report started last night. And no, he's not talking about shipping delays, nerds. But what he is talking about I have no idea. [Colbert] -
#viacom
Viacom Might Pull All Channels (Comedy Central, MTV) Off Time Warner Cable Tomorrow
Viacom wants Time Warner Cable to pay more for its channels, like MTV and Comedy Central. TWC doesn't want to pay. So on Jan. 1, they could all go away for TWC subscribers. More » -
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#applevsmicrosoft
Microsoft's Seinfeld Ads Considered Other Stars Like Colbert, Sarah Silverman, McConaughey and the Late Bernie Mac
Earlier today we learned that Microsoft is planning a $300 million advertising campaign starring Jerry Seinfeld in an attempt to counter the success that Apple has had with their PC vs Mac ads. However, according to FBLA, Microsoft may not stop with Seinfeld. Rumor has it that stars like Sarah Silverman, Willie Nelson, Travis Pastrana, Matthew McConaughey, Ralph Nader, Rob Corddry, Stephen Colbert and even the late Bernie Mac were/are being considered for the ad. Again, it's just a rumor, but this approach worked for the Bill Gates retirement video didn't it? [Yeah, no Bernie Mac for obvious reasons. - BL] [FBLA via Gawker]



