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more about #steveballmer more comments → diesel828: I'm glad this post was done because I'm sure most of them thought they were in the clear. We remember you, assclowns! more » ludwigk: I like how Rubenstein, who worked on the iPod, was poopoo'ing the device while cooking his own competitor up at Palm. That's not so much assclownery a... more » redman042: Ballmer: "You can get the Motorola Q right now and it does music and chat and internet... I'm very happy with our strategy." Um... how's Windows Mob... more » Bokusatsu_Tenshi: Because if it was Steve Jobs laughing at some new competitor product that did work out later on, he'd be only defending his company. It would be only ... more » BeyondtheTech: Don't forget this assclown. more » Segador: I especially love Rubenstein's quote. Right, no one wants intuitive devices that do many things well. more » Hello Mister Walrus: Plus, talking shit about competitors is probably part of these guys' jobs. They will do it even if they believe that another company is about to revol... more » Ashley Youngblood: to be fair to Jesus: This is not necessarily Apple fanboyism (I mean, it could be on Jesus' part, but lets look at it from another angle). This is p... more » Sockatume: To be fair, the iPhone of 2007 was a GSM device that only ran Apple-sanctioned browser apps and cost $600 plus contract fees. By comparison the averag... more » Hello Mister Walrus: Hahaha... what suckers. Oh wait. All of these guys still have hundreds of millions of dollars in their bank accounts. I guess we're the clowns. more » phunnyballs: Hey Guys... You have to remember that Apple Didn't release the App Store until 2008. They gave no indication that there were going to be apps for it ... more » johncon3: iPhone is great as a personal phone, terrible for business. Everyone in my company that has one and needs to do a lot of email 'on the go' has gone b... more » MePerson: Created this using 60 random images found using Google Image Search, and assembled using AndreaMosaic. #apple #mosaic #stevejobs more » Yerzriknot: Oh what I'd give for this in 1440x900 more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: This isn't a BSOD. It's BTOD. Ballmer Tongue of Death or Bovine Tongue of Death. Take your pick. more » -
#retromodo
Top 5 Assclowns Laughing at the iPhone Back in 2007
I wonder how many times Steve Ballmer laughed about the iPhone after pooping all over it in this 2007 interview. My guess: Not many. Don't worry Steve, here's the rest of the top 5 assclowns who dug their own grave: More » -
#imagecache
Steve Ballmer Rendered in BSODs
Hundreds of photos of BSODs arranged into the visage of Steve Ballmer, a stabbing, probing, flicking tongue protruding from the gaping maw in the center. Here's the tongue—oh God—up close, so you can see some of the photos: More » -
#blockquote
Apple vs Microsoft Wars Pit Shareholders Against Steve Ballmer
This year's Microsoft shareholder meeting wasn't a lot of fun for Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer and Chairman Bill Gates, thanks to shareholders grilling him about Apple and the iPhone with questions like the above. Ballmer smacked him right back: More » -
#remainders
Remainders - Stuff We Didn't Post (and Why)
Trade in Your DVDs, Plus a Couple Bucks, and Get the Blu-ray Versions...Steve Ballmer Acknowledges Apple's Gains, Remains Cocky...Sanyo to Build Houses Powered by Solar Energy and Li-Ion Batteries...Sony Announces Vague "iTunes-Like" Store on PlayStation Network for Books, Movies, Music... More » -
#blockquote
Eric Schmidt Takes The Gloves Off with Microsoft
There's no love lost between Google and Microsoft, at least based on a recent interview with Google CEO Eric Schmidt. More » -
#remainders
Remainders - Stuff We Didn't Post (and Why)
Windows 7 Sales 234% Higher Than Vista...Battery Juice No Longer Just an Expression, Still Not as Tasty as Orange Juice...Verizon Calls AT&T's Ad Lawsuit "Junk"...Air Filter Uses Plants to Get Rid of Yer Weed Smoke More » -
#ballmerinterview
Steve Ballmer: The Uncut Interview
Most of you may not have 16 minutes to spare on this, and probably don't care anyway, but I promised to post the full video, if only so you can understand the context of our five highlighted segments. More » -
#windows7
The Today Show Helps Microsoft Launch Windows 7 On a MacBook Pro
Good thing Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer didn't turn around during his spot on The Today Show. Clearly, someone at NBC either really loves Macs or can't tell the difference between a MacBook and a PC. More » -
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#ballmerinterview
Ballmer Optimistic About Win 7, But Says Vista Is "Very Popular"
As you know, I sat down with Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer to chat about all of his projects this year. Windows 7 was obviously the biggie, so we talked about it and its less beloved predecessor. More » -
#microsoft
Microsoft Says No Xbox Blu-ray Drives Period, Says Ballmer Was Talking About PCs
In a revised statement, Microsoft says it has "no plans" to introduce any Blu-ray add-on for the Xbox 360. But—despite the fact they watched the same video you did—they claim Ballmer was referring to the PC. More » -
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Ballmer on Those Crazy Ballmer YouTube Videos
This is the one you've waited for, where I get Steve to talk about his animalistic YouTube persona. But how do you ask calm collected Steve about crazy sweaty Steve? Very carefully. More » -
#ballmerinterview
Ballmer on Zune: Sometimes You Get It Right The Third Time?
Microsoft boss Steve Ballmer defended notorious products like Windows Vista and Windows Mobile throughout our interview, but when it came to Zune, he did seem to admit that Zune HD nailed what previous Zunes simply couldn't. More » -
#windows7
Live From the Windows 7 Launch
We're at the official Windows 7 launch. The Ballmer, of course, is going to be doing a WAHOO speech. We're told there'll be some surprises, too. Updated live. More » -
#ballmerinterview
Ballmer on the Smartphone Race: "It Doesn't Matter What the Critics Say"
In this segment of my exclusive interview series with Microsoft boss Steve Ballmer, I brought up the sore subject of Windows Mobile 6.5. After defending it, he cited another product that did well but suffers mounting criticism: Nokia smartphones. More » -
#ballmerinterview
Ballmer Talks Natal, Says Blu-ray Add-On for Xbox Coming
In the first segment of our exclusive Steve Ballmer interview series, the Microsoft CEO and I talk about Natal, the blurring of console generations, and the surprising assertion that "you'll be able to get" Blu-ray add-on drives for Xbox 360. More » -
#blockquote
Ballmer: "The Internet Is Not Designed For The iPhone"
Is it State the Obvious Day? Steve Ballmer proclaims that the Internet was not designed for a device that wasn't even a glimmer in Steve Jobs' eye when the Internet came to be. More » -
#windows7
PC Makers May Have Too Much Stock, Deals On the Way?
Sounds like PC makers might have missed Ballmer's call for tempered Windows 7 expectations. There's a chance that they're sitting on a glut of inventory now, is there any hope that excess stock will translate to even better holiday deals? More » -
#windows7
Steve Ballmer: There's a Slight Chance Windows 7 Could Be Vista All Over Again
Things I didn't expect to read today, part II: Steve Ballmer saying that the Windows 7 launch could in fact resemble Vista's very grisly debut: More » -
#steveballmer
Steve Ballmer Speaks the Language of Surrender, Perfectly
Oh, of course Steve Ballmer speaks "careful, well-pronounced" French perfectly and France loves him back because he's "one of us." [WSJ] -
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Can You Endure 14 Steve Ballmer Videos Back to Back?
Here's your chance to find out my friends. Oobject has complied 14 examples of Steve Ballmer selling Microsoft with a side order of crazy. Check it out—if you dare. [Oobject]
