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more about #strippers bxstrb: Why couldn't Frucci have done this? He's the only one I wanna see shirtless. more » Curves: Ever notice that people who like to be seen naked (ie-nudists) are not ever people you would WANT to see naked. more » LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: Wait, it has something for everyone? Like Sheep? Transexuals? A girl with peed-on panties? Snakes shedding their skin? An asian anime girl that vomits... more » LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: (Directed at Jesus) Thats it IVE LOST IT. I worked until 6:30 AM, wake all all horny and go to check Gizmodo. So I see it, an iPhone app that undresse... more » OMG! Ponies!: I disagree with your assessment, Mr. Diaz. It has no Ponies! Everyone loves a nekkid Jewish hobbit. So hairy. So virile. In fact, that's a classic... more » Kaiser-Machead: You are hairdy, like aneemal! more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: Pssssh. The Commenters here have been stripping down for avatars AND webcams: more » debbyherbenick: How come the kitty cat gets to keep her little blue ribbon on even when the lady loses her dress? more » Monty: Now I know why people holding iPhones keep flipping their phone and giggling. That is actually a pretty cute app. Completely off-topic but how many t... more » dna: Want the most amazing library of porn on the internet on your iPhone? Try Videobox! VIDEOBOX! VIDEOBOX!!! VIDEOBOX!!! V I D E O B O X ! ! ! WWW dot V... more » Kaiser-Machead: Oh you're a naughty girl. Oh, are you coming on to me? I see you liked how I told bossman to shove his TPS reports up his ass huh? Oh, what's that loo... more » Curves: "The more you shake it, the more clothes come off." Uh huh! more » efenili: hardly NSFQ material. this is the dumbest thing i have ever seen more » 92BuickLeSabre: What is a point? more » eriegz: What's the point of those moving sidewalks at airports? more » Gerald Oh: What's the point if you can just surf porn? ;-) more » -
#nsfw
Get Girls Naked With Your iPhone (NSFW)
Probably because they were my first sexual fetish—after my English teacher—when I was ten, I still love those old strip-a-girl pens, which get pinups naked as you turn them around. Like iFloaty for iPhone. More » -
#robots
Pole Dancing Robots Ruin Both Robots and Strippers Simultaneously
Pole dancing robots. Yes, they exist, and yes, I have video of them. No, they are not sexy. They are the polar opposite of sexy.
