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more about #swineflu EpiphyteCorp.: Or you could make like Billy Madison and leave a different kind of burning Yule log on his doorstep. gross. more » OrbitalGun: A massive winter storm is going to be hitting here on Christmas Eve/Day, covering the roadways with freezing rain first, then dumping a foot of snow o... more » OMG! Ponies!: I would love to get a tee-shirt saying that a donation in my name had been made to the Human Fund. Seriously. That would be ultra wicked awesome. more » Monty: As a side benefit, ex-lax is actually surprisingly delicious with a quality holiday eggnog. Provide enough adult libations in your nog and you may ne... more » NorwoodIsMyHero: I've always just given those people a bottle of whiskey and pistol with one bullet. Normally I don't receive a Christmas card from them the next year. more » Segador: No! No! Turn it off! No Feats of Strength! I hate Festivus! more » PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:: I'm somewhere in the middle. I don't hate the holidays but I do get pissed off at the lengths many people go to decorate their houses and the amount o... more » xeno314: I could use the phone/flask...might be the only way I would enjoy answering the thing! more » Kaiser-Machead: The Holiday Hater will only look at your pity gift with disdain, and use it somehow to further bolster his belief that guilt and loneliness are the dr... more » wingbatwu: they'd make way much more money selling bottled holy water #holywater more » Scratic: Wow. "Dole," "squirts," and "swine" all in one headline. You would've received bonus points for sneaking in "pope," or "rectory." #holywater more » clR3vv: Now you can take a dump and save your soul! #holywater more » Software_Goddess: Amen! #holywater more » dsi1: The whole set up looks kind of like those Easter Island giant statues, except for the cross. #holywater more » chauncy that billups: Well, Flu season has barely started. Fortunately, h1n1 is still no more severe than normal flu. But infection rates are unprecedented. Just take a lo... more » dragon:ONE: When should we prepare for the avian fl- oh wait, the scare of bird flu already passed. Years ago. Just like swine flu will. #swineflu more » ripfire: Jesus, you're link says that the death was unrelated to the vaccine. #swineflu more » sally599: You realize that the one in Europe has adjuvants while the one in the US does not and that the adjuvant (ie immune system activator) accounts for most... more » Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: I got my H1N1 and seasonal shot within a day of each other. Couldn't use my arm for a week. #swineflu more » wiggin: Tits on a bull serve a better purpose. I put in my town and it came up with all Walgreen's locations and out of stock while it didn't even show the co... more » -
#giftguide
Gifts For People Who Hate the Holidays and Everything They Stand For
The Holidays are depressing. Religious celebrations aside, they're filled with time spent with a family you didn't choose, little sun, zero free time and an obligation to buy stuff for other people. Do you know someone with this outlook? More » -
#religion
Automatic Holy Water Dispenser Dole Out Individual Squirts to Fight Swine Flu
Some churches in Italy are installing automatic holy water dispensers that, much like soap dispensers, squirt out an individual portion when you place your hand underneath it. To fight swine flu, of course! More » -
#maps
Google Maps Shows You the Way to Your Swine Flu Vaccine
The Pandemic That Was Going to Kill Us All But Didn't is still alive, lurking to take you in a one-way trip across the Styx. Or a two-way trip to Snotland. Google Maps points the way to the nearest vaccine. More » -
#iphoneapps
Harvard Medical School's H1N1 App Lets You Panic On the Go
Swine flu! It's the panic du jour, far less dangerous than eating poorly cooked chicken or getting in a car, yet apparently infinitely more scary. And now Harvard will take $2 to scare you on your iPhone. More » -
#swineflu
Slow-Motion Sneeze: MythBusters Get Gross To Protect You From Swine Flu
We love high-speed photography, but seeing Adam hurl a juicy sneeze at Jamie in super slowmo is enough to make us smash our EX-F1s. Still, it's for a noble cause: Awareness and avoidance of H1N1, aka Swine Flu. [Discovery] -
#keyboard
Piggy Flu Mania Means Vioguard Keyboard Is Your Best Hope For H1N1 Avoidance
The Vioguard keyboard might be the first keyboard to specifically target the swines, using two 25-watt UV lights to kill 99.99% of viruses and bacteria in about 90 seconds. More » -
#panic
Japanese Anti-Flu Suit Lets You Get Sneezed On With Impunity
A Japanese company called Haruyama Trading Co. has developed a suit that supposedly protects the wearer from the H1N1 hysteria virus. Finally! More » -
#apps
HealthMap App Will Tell You How Diseased Your Neighborhood Is
Ever wondered if someone in your neighborhood has a case of Swine Flu, African Horse Sickness, Chicken Pox, or other infectious diseases? Today's your lucky day: the HealthMap app will show you up-to-date reports and even send push alerts. More » -
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#falsesecurity
Airport Medical Checkpoints Can't Save Us From Apocalypse
This border entry and exit checkpoint with thermoscan controls is how your airport will look in a few years. If you are lucky. Swine Flu or not, this is our future. More » -
#science
This Is How The Swine Flu Gets Released
While the effects of the Swine Flu could be lethal, I watch this 3D visualization of the influenza type-a virus' antigenic shift and I can't help but to admire its hideous beauty. [Thanks Carlos] -
#tgif
10 Gadgets That Can Protect You From The Swine Flu Pandemic
According to the CDC, the regular flu has killed 13,000 people since January—but the Swine Flu kills like 1% of that and everyone is freaking out. These gadgets can bring you peace of mind.
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#design
Protect Yourself Against the Swine Flu, With Style
The WHO has raised the Swine Flu—which you can follow in this map or through Twitter—to alert level 5, which means a pandemic is imminent. Not funny. Some people, however, are having fun. More » -
#theendisnear
Center for Disease Control Now Twittering Swine Flu Updates
Dear hypochondriacs, if you didn't have enough with the swine flu Google map, now you can follow it all in the Center for Disease Control's emergency Twitter account. Have fun. [CDC Twitter via Cnet] -
#apocalypsenow
Follow the Swine Flu Pandemic in Real Time With Google Maps
The current Swine Flu pandemic headlines read like those flashing through the intro sequence of a post-apocalyptical movie. Now you can see the cases spreading in real time—as the WHO declares them—in Google Maps. Updated More »
