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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: Shoot,why can't folks like him and dog lady ever meet up? more »
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Do you think he'll call the vacuum after he gets out of jail? more »
    Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: Reminds me of a story from my neighbor who worked at Sears for most of his life. Lady came in talking about how powerful their shop vacs are. She de... more »
    LittleJon: I had one of those Numatic "Henry" vacuum cleaner (shown in the photo). Never had sex with it though. I'm not in to male vacuum cleaners! more »
    Scotland: Question - is the vacuum pictured in this post called a Henry Hoover in the US / anywhere outside of the UK? In addition, here is a story that actuall... more »
    Shak_0: Paris Hilton who endangered people's lives by drunk driving and went on to violate her probation got sentenced to 45 days. This guy gets 90 for messin... more »
    vista64guy: That "Sucks". more »
    parachoid: I wonder if the guy had a name that fit the scene of the crime, something like Dick Hoover? more »
    Software_Goddess: At 29 you'd think he would have had at least 1 girlfriend show him that there is more to a BJ than suction. This could not have been pleasurable. more »
    bosskev: I had a co-worker who would tell the story of a guy she dated who had a small chunk missing from his...well, very private place. During an intimate mo... more »
    Cordfucious of Tech Clan: That takes blow job to a whole new level more »
    IN THE FACE!: That sucks. more »
  • #technosexual

    Sex With a Vacuum? That's a 90 Day Jail Sentence

    What happens when you are caught making sweet love to a car wash vacuum in Michigan? Apparently, it gets you 90 days in jail for indecent exposure and mandatory drug testing. More »
  • #interview

    Technosexual: One Man's Tale of Robot Love

    Zoltan is a 33-year-old guy from Georgia. Average height, average looks, and not a rich man. He works in an arcade, where he fixes video games for a living, and still lives with his elderly parents. No wonder he was nervous about asking his slim redheaded girlfriend Alice to marry him. To make things more tense, she had split up with Zoltan at the beginning of the relationship because she thought he was taking things too fast. Since they got back together, though, Alice has been good for Zoltan—he's started attending church again, and cut out watching porn. His parents' initial rejection of her had turned to respect, and the four of them seemed to be living together happily enough. So Zoltan had confidence when he popped the question to Alice—his beloved, who just happens to be a robot. More »
  • #gadgets

    Technosexuals: We're Heeeeeeeere!