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more about #teledildonics more comments → ripfire: So I'm guessing the price for this machine is equivalent to the price of a plane ticket? more » Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: Great, now women can live out their Patrick Swayze fantasies. more » Nick: does it also play Unchained Melody? more » Duke Olivius: This is basically Madden drawing up a football play on a chalk board FIRST, I'm gonna stick it HERE then, after the first shot, I will rub it all over... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: So, it's a belt sander without the sandpaper... If this is the best one of NASA's brightest could muster it's no wonder our space program fails to bad... more » Curves: The best toys are still made for the ladies. Eat your hearts out. more » okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under): You have to visit the site... O M F G!!!! The woman talking about it is just effortlessly spewing the smuttiest statements. The "clincher" however is ... more » Homerjay is utterly alone.: What part of this was NSFW? more » TroglodadLives: Oh, my, God. We really are fat, lazy americans. What is this world coming to where men are too lazy to spank their monkey? Good lord, Rosie Palmer and... more » not_a_virus.exe.vbs: A fine example of US tax dollars at work. more » pilkarz: they can fly a man to the moon but they still can get laid. more » Junginator: Has no one at NASA seen those hilarious treadmill clips where someone is propelled into a wall. Imagine that happening to your unit. I guess putting ... more » Kaiser-Machead: NASA...Fleshlight? THE STARGATE GLORY HOLE IS NEAR! more » Bearded Rapper: So this is how NASA engineers pass the time? Making virtual dildos connected to pornstars? I love America. more » Curves: I dont need the product. I got plenty of shame and humiliation from just reading about it. more » -
#teledildonics
Mutsugoto Lets Lovers Touch Each Other With Light
They say long distance relationships don't work, and a lack of physical intimacy is usually to blame. It's kind of abstract, but the Mutsugoto allows lovers to draw light on each other's bodies or beds. More » -
#nsfw
RealTouch: Teledildonics As Designed By Former NASA Engineer (NSFW)
We had our hands full during our brief visit to AVN, and somehow we missed the RealTouch, a NASA engineer "designed and tested" manhood-pleasuring device More » -
#teledildonics
Hands-In the Virtual Hole: Sex Gets Even More Awkward (NSFW)
In the rapidly developing area of teledildonics, a variety of Japanese electronics companies are stepping forward to make sure your sex life remains a source of shame and humiliation.
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#interview
Technosexual: One Man's Tale of Robot Love
Zoltan is a 33-year-old guy from Georgia. Average height, average looks, and not a rich man. He works in an arcade, where he fixes video games for a living, and still lives with his elderly parents. No wonder he was nervous about asking his slim redheaded girlfriend Alice to marry him. To make things more tense, she had split up with Zoltan at the beginning of the relationship because she thought he was taking things too fast. Since they got back together, though, Alice has been good for Zoltan—he's started attending church again, and cut out watching porn. His parents' initial rejection of her had turned to respect, and the four of them seemed to be living together happily enough. So Zoltan had confidence when he popped the question to Alice—his beloved, who just happens to be a robot. More » -
