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more about #tenga theimmc: Just in time for Easter too. Get a few for your next egg hunt. more » frigg: I think you're supposed to swallow it, and let it work its way through your system. more » AKAuser: What came first? more » Hamslicer: I, for one, welcome our Egg Masturbator Overlords. more » Jen: I'm more curious why that guy has so much skin peeled off of his fingers. more » vertigo: Ok wait... sorry... go scroll back up and look at the knuckles on the dood. ..yep nuff said. more » Hello Mister Walrus: It looks like egg-shaped Wii-mote covers. more » Classic_Ron: this is amazing, i mean i'm glad it stretches because its not all that big more » Kaiser-Machead: wait there's a LEGO NXT Mindstorm Masturmachine? Who oh who would fuck LEGO? Who? WHO?! more » Kaiser-Machead: The incredible fuckable egg? more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Are they sold in quantities of a dozen like real eggs? If that's the case you could have a Harem in your hand.. more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: So it's ribbed internally for your pleasure instead of hers.. more » bosskev: MOM! Why is my omelette so...slippery? Kinda salty too... more » ripfire: This post has "Access Denied" all over my screen. more » -
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Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled
Onanists of the Giz! Please check the Tenga Egg masturbator thingamajig out and tell me how the hell it is supposed to work its masturmagic, because right now, I'm completely clueless about it. More »

