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more about #thebiglebowski more comments → ppeetteeyy: Religion is such nonsense... This is funny but sad at the same time (both the "kosher" and 6 day parts) People can be complete idiots sometimes.... more » clickable: So actually this seems to the thread to ask, even though this is somewhat of a threadjack (please don't disemvowel me!): I just tried some Morningstar... more » discounteggroll: hopefully they'll get around to arming these things with white russians. Until then, I'm gonna look for some more rugs to pee on more » AmishJohn: I shudder at the thought of Sabbath Mode on an observant spaceship... more » discounteggroll: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition...from Moses to Sandy Koufax more » OMG! Ponies!: Guys, I had to take a picture of this mechanical monstrosity for a multitude of reasons. This vendible machine is 24/6. In theory, the machine cannot... more » LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: Wow, Jesus D. now writing the Kosher articles in place for Benny Ben Goldman??? Does the machine dispense Babka????? (Disemvoweling worthy comment edi... more » Parapraxis: What's... a pederast? more » daqman: Ok, this is officially nuts. I have a new electric stove that has a jewish sabbath mode. It uses some weird logic to cook food and have it ready on th... more » Markarian: Actually, the reason it rests is because most Jews who are that observant about Shabbat tend to avoid using any electrical devices or driving cars. So... more » 1350ft.in.a.Concorde.blow*ng.up.balloons: I wonder how this machine can qualify as kosher and who they got to bless it. more » Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: Yeah, you don't roll on Shabbos. Even Jesus was Jewish, and you don't fuck with the Jesus. more » anonymousryan: Machines have to observe the sabbath? Or is it just that operating a machine constitutes work and is against the sabbath? more » imlman79: Best Part? Article's written by Jesus. more » -
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Kosher Machine Only Serves 24/6 Because It's Shomer Shabbos
This is a kosher vending machine located at the E-Walk Theatre on 42nd Street, in Manhattan, NY. It sells hot tasty nosh, but only 24/6. Why? Because it's Shabbos, that's why.
