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more about #theonion more comments → Odin: I'm a bit mixed about French presses. While they're generally better than a shitty coffee maker, a good one will beat it hands down. They just don't m... more » The Overmind (aka that guy): I still have my 30GB iPod. I love it and use it every day. You will pry it from my cold, dead hands. And then I will haunt you. more » bobofish: FYI, if someone is looking for a very retro analog Leica, better than the M7 is the MP. It's got the old cloth mechanical shutter, is built a little m... more » Sticks Calhoun: There's also a song about being on the moon, called "The Fucking Moon" by the Evolution Control Committee, that's pretty much an audio version of the ... more » Kaiser-Machead: Oh Onion. An apocalyptic disaster that would make even Jesus Christ say "JESUS CHRIST!" can wreak havoc can occur, and I'd probably still chuckle at t... more » Lizard_King: Aeropress, not french press (fancy cowboy coffee) more » Segador: That Leica defines classic. The dollar figure, however, defines ridiculous. Unless it automatically forwards my photos to National Geographic for inst... more » Duckspwn: Ahh yes, The Onion. The only 100% guaranteed source of laughter for me. Honestly, I don't know how they do it. My first guess is they sold their souls... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: No way!! more » RainyDayInterns: Someday...when all that are left are "fragments" of this civilization, someone will find that reprint and archive it as "fact." Then who will have th... more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: If everything on the internet was true, then I'd have ladies lined up around my door because of the false info I spread about me under assumed names. more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: Ahhh, Lebanon, Ohio. Wasn't that where President Max Klinger was from? more » dimsum4u: Hold on u mean it wasn't fake? NO WAY! The Onion is a lot more legitimate than Fox News I would believe the onion over Fox so it has to be real =P more » BrandiLagnarok: Let's be clear, folks: even if it's stalker-like, meant as stalking, or full-out stalking, this is the way the world communicates now. Why NOT get w/ ... more » Homerjay is utterly alone.: Although I have kids of my own my 12 year old niece is the only kid that I have some authority over that is on Facebook. When she added me I told her ... more » -
#giftguide
Gifts for Retro-holics Who Yearn for the Old Days
Are you trying to find a gift for one of those crazies who's always going on about the superiority of vinyl, or who dresses like a character on Mad Men? Here are some ideas for the retrophile in your life. More » -
#media
Moronic Newspapers Reprint Onion's Neil Armstrong Conspiracy Article as Fact
I thought some "readers" were joking when they claimed they believed the Onion's story on a conspiracy theorist finally convincing Neil Armstrong about how the Moon landings were faked. They weren't. Like these two newspapers, who reprinted it as fact. More » -
#clips
Facebook "Revolutionizes How Parents Stalk College-Aged Kids"
The Onion has drafted another startlingly important report examining how parents can use Facebook and Twitter to stay involved with their otherwise reluctant children. More » -
#satire
Google Offers Users Total Privacy (In an Airless, Deadly Mountain Prison)
Today's Onion News Network video attacks Google's scary-if-you-think-about-it access to all our browsing habits and personal data. If you want privacy, no problem: Just relocate to a giant boxlike mountain prison, and you'll be secure (and dead). Zing! More » -
#humor
Sanyo's Fate Rests In the Hands of One Man and a Rebate Form
The Onion delivers again, this time reporting on how badly Sanyo doesn't want a guy to mail in the rebate that came with his cordless phone. More » -
#iphone
iPhone 3GI Delivers True Multitasking, But Only to People Who Really Deserve It
The sad thing is, if Apple did release the iPhone 3GI and claim only the truly worthy could see it, I'm sure it would go down exactly like The Onion says it would. More » -
#nsfw
So Mean But Maybe True (NSFW)
The Onion pisses on pretty much the entire gadget-making game with this fake news piece. Lots of cursing, do not watch unless you have a mouth like a Gizmodian. More » -
#parody
Kim Jong Il's Plan to Bring the Moon to North Korea Isn't Actually Real...Right Guys?
Breaking news from The Onion: Kim Jong Il will transport the moon to North Korea by 2015. And it's a plan that's so damn crazy that it just might work. [via bbGadgets] -
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#fake
Ultimate Portable Sewing Machine to Make Clothing Companies Margins Increase
At last, good news for worldwide economy. A Bangladeshi company has released the SmartStitch, a portable sewing machine that will allow clothing factory workers to produce 24/7, with obvious benefits. -
#gifts
The Onion Unleashes New Fake Gift Boxes for 2008, As Awesome as Ever
Every year, The Onion sells boxes for fake, horrible-looking products to prank unsuspecting gift-receivers with. They've got two new one's this year: the iFeast and Kleen-Stride. -
#gizmodosuestheonionforlibel
Gizmodo Sues The Onion for Libel, Asks Drew Curtis for Legal Advice
LAKE TAHOE, Nevada (Agencies) — Popular technology blog and cocktail bar guide Gizmodo has sued leading international newspaper The Onion for libel, following the latter recent article on Microsoft Corp.'s (MFST) Zune 2 MP3 player's roaring success. More »
