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    xenti: I always used to go out again on November 1 (in a different costume). People were always too happy to get rid of their leftover candy from the night ... more »
    TheGeekMeister: I wish I would've thought of doc brown instead. I would've gone trick or treating every night since last week. I went as the tampon ninja instead more »
    Bard of Awen: While you're out time hopping, Rosa, would you mind stopping back in the early 80s and picking up a can of original Coke and some Royals? If you've n... more »
    aaj111: This is it! This is the answer. It says here... that a bolt of lightning is going to strike the clock tower at precisely 10:04pm, next Saturday night!... more »
    Blue387: But what about weapons and self-defense? more »
    Con Seannery: I'd head to the near-ish future, get some stock reports for some hot stocks of the time over their history and take them back to today. Invest and wait. more »
    spannu: Neither Giz nor the previous sources seem to provide credit to [www.qwantz.com] where the design came from today. It makes a lot more sense when you ... more »
    Aristeia: This is the awesomest thing i've seen in a while. Just reading through, I kept laughing. Tons of little jokes, i love it. This is just brilliant. T... more »
    92BuickLeSabre: I can not tell you how many times I've worried about this. It constantly reinforces the reality that I do not actually know how to do anything. Were ... more »
    Kaiser-Machead: Or you can just place bets on any and every random historical event and become a thousandaire of the past. more »
    The Illuminator: Kill. more »
    Evil J, Prince of Half Truths and Lord of Low-Light Environments: *** can't watch the video at work, but just going on a nerd-tangent, a nangent if you will*** T2 always kinda bothered me for this reason. In The Term... more »
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: "Come with me if you want to laugh." more »
    discounteggroll: I always wondered the same thing about alex mack. I mean, she can turn into liquid metal and go virtually undetected from place to place, but BOOM! ... more »
    Curves: Also interestng that dentistry doesnt improve in the future either or he could have that FANG thing fixed. (I want to come back from the future so I c... more »
    strider_mt2k: I'm pretty sure that "right here right now" me is the dick, since I have the Goatee. It's science. more »
    Curves: Wow, I thought I was the only one with dildos buried in their yards.....so much for my stash against inflation. If I come back from the future, I am S... more »
    Log1c: Its more my future self that is a dick. I'd come back and fuck with my past self because my future self would be that much smarter. And I'm kind of a ... more »
    DustyButt™: He couldn't show up with a lottery number. I'd bury that last gift for his dumbass too. more »
    GHETTO.CHiLD: But wouldn't you know you were a dick cause you were you in the past at one point? I mean I guess I could go back in the past and my current me could ... more »
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    Next Year, I'm Time Travel Trick or Treating

    Actually, why wait until next year? I think I'm just gonna trick out a DeLorean and spend a couple of weeks trick or treating my way through the last few decades. I just need a costume first. [xkcd]
  • #timetravel

    Time Travel Cheat Sheet

    So you've gone back in time with just a gun, a few clips and your pants. What now? This is what. [Topatoco via Buzzfeed - Thanks Audrius!]
  • #terminator

    Why Terminators Always Travel Through Time Naked

    If, in the future, they figure out how to transport someone through time, how can they not know how to transport clothes as well? This explains the logic gap. More »
  • #comedy

    The Downside to Time Travel: Your Past Self Might Be a Dick

    This new Funny or Die video, featuring Paul Scheer, takes a good hard look at the unforseen crappy things that can happen when you try to travel through time. Spoiler: hilarity ensues. More »
  • #timetravel

    Eco Park Time Travel Mart: "Whenever You Are, We're Already Then"

    David Eggers can now add time travel entrepreneur to his long list of literary and social accomplishments thanks to the Eco Park Time Travel Mart he recently opened in LA. Some of the humorous products available for purchase include: mammoth chunks, barbarian repellent, packets of shade and anti-robot fluid. More info after the break. More »
  • #science

    Russian Scientists Claim Secrets of Time Travel to Be Unlocked Later This Year

    Time travel may be possible! But probably not! And even if so, not for a long time! But time travel guys, time travel! More »
  • #timetravel

    Own a Flux Capacitor: No Concussion Required

    It used to be that if you wanted your own Flux Capacitor, you had to hit your head on a toilet. Fortunately, you can bypass that unpleasant experience and purchase one using your superfluous monies. Its functionality is limited to some cool flashing lights and "adjustable power settings," but nothing says you can't mount the thing inside your car and see what happens when you hit 88. Nothing except for the police and the mechanical limitations of that beater you call a vehicle that is. Available for $220. [Product Page via Uncrate via Wired]