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more about #toiletpaper Xagest: Poo! more » AmphetamineCrown: They know what I search for, 'cos I use google. They know what I email, 'cos I got gmail. They know who I call, 'cos I got googlevoice. They know w... more » Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: Apparently you guys don't pay enough attention to some of the companies in India such as WIPRO. They make children's shampoo, light bulbs, laptops, a... more » Noobs-R-Us: Who knew when Ballmer said that he was going to wipe his ass with Google that it was so literal? more » KhaiJB: then they send in the Camera Car for Maps... and Publish it on Books... more » Bruce Hawkins: Like I said before: Google: 6 letters Chrome: 6 letters Search: 6 letters more » RikD: That is PRECISELY why i only use Microsoft brand toilet paper...while they probably have all kinds of dirt on me that they've inadvertently collected.... more » Alfisted: Further proof that the Internet is a series of tubes. Does this mean that Google is moving into Pee-er to Pee-er? more » njdevil: I'm Feeling Shitty. more » StupidSimple: "Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives" Not until they start making Google suppositories or colonoscopy equipment. more » PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:: This must the new Google Wave, a new way of emailing. You leave your message on a piece of paper and it goes down the information superhighway aka the... more » Bertone77: Now Google can really kiss our asses! [www.instantrimshot.com] more » OCEntertainment: I don't see what the big deal is. Google just wants to collect data from your sanitary habits to improve their two-ply algorithms to make your lives e... more » Chromeo is just Chromeo again: Glad to see it's made from 100% Virgins. That way you KNOW it's authentic evil at it's best. more » Kaiser-Machead: Available at your nearest K-Mart, next to the Bing Baby Wipes. more » met2art: "Google Secure Wipe: Leave no trace of your passing." more » HeartBurnKid: Agent of R.O.A.C.H.: Hey, can we get a NSFW tag on that Regretsy link? I'm just glad that nobody saw the dicksucking woodcut or the teddy bear with a vagina on my scree. more » RicketyCricket: What? No rag on a stick? more » YankBoffin: I've been stifling laughter all morning thanks to that site. It's like Cake Wrecks, but with a sharper tongue and a lot more vag. Beats the heck out ... more » Parameshwara: I have yet to meet an environmentalist so passionate that he would utilise recyclable TP, and i don't mean the dirty bastards who don't wipe their arse. more » -
#google
Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives
I hate to say I told you, but I told you. The prophecy is true. Now, when it's just too late, you finally understand. [Style14 via Engadget] -
#humor
Regretsy: For Anyone Who Didn't See the Creepy Side to Making and Selling Your Own Crafts
As much as I admire people who believe enough in their artistic output to foist it on others for money, I knew Etsy had a dark side. Well, someone with the no-nonsense pseudonym Helen Killer just showed it to me: More » -
#gross
The Comfort Wipe: Because Basic Bodily Functions Are So Archaic
It looks like Lisa Simpson's worst nightmare has come true. Now all of America can say, "I wash myself with a rag on a stick." More » -
#green
Office Machine Turns Your TPS Reports Into TP For Your Bunghole
Have you ever thought about wiping your butt with one of your boss' annoying memos? Well, now you can without fearing the dreaded anal papercut. This machine from Tokyo-based Nakabayashi can recycle your office paper waste into toilet paper right on site. More » -
#design
Toilet Paper Shovel Provides Easy Outdoor Relief
With his radical new simple toilet design, Alejandro Bona has single-handedly made pooping outdoors cool again. -
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#breaking
Kimberly-Clark First to Elusive Hands-Free Toilet Paper Dispenser Market
Who but the greatest public-restroom aficionados knew that the "final touchless restroom frontier" was the electronic toilet-paper dispenser? I for one am surprised that no one has tried to market this already. But sure enough, I just heard from public-restroom mainstay Kimberly-Clark, who announced the JRT* Electronic Coreless, the world's first touchless electronic bath-tissue dispenser. As Richard Thorne, director of Kimberly-Clark's North American washroom business put it: "The electronic revolution has entered the bathroom stall." The following is all true. More »
