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more about #toiletseat more comments → Curves: Its my own fault. I knew I shouldnt look at it, but, I did it anyway. You cant go back once you make that decision. You can never go back...... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Let me state, for the record that this is the second Giz post that has made my sphincter clench uncontrollably. This first was this one... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: So having your partner ram the prolapsed 'riod back in with their fist is no longer the right way to do it? more » projectvirus: The animation isn't showing in my crappy browser here at work! Could someone describe it in vivid text? If possible poetic prose, but I will also acce... more » FrancesTheMute: lol, I wonder who the poor sap was that had to make that animation. Probably the lowest on the totem pole, I'd imagine. more » badhatharry: If I never, ever, EVER hear about this again, it will be all right with me. more » Epoch: the duct tape in the shot is to strap the kid onto the seat because no one in their right mind would sit on it freely more » ripfire: "If you're happy and you know it clap your .... UUUHHH OOOOHHHH!" more » Bearded Rapper: Secretly place these in public bathrooms. Heh heh. more » Epoch: i'm going to get one of these and bring it with me into public bathrooms. can you imagine? you're trying to take a dump at mcdonalds, and you hear som... more » frigg: A malfunctioning unit could cause terrible terrible accidents, forcing society to come to terms with the very real cost of this convenience. Like, we... more » Curves: Nice idea, but I dont need it. In an all female household, if the seat is up it means someone has broken in and used the toilet. more » OMG! Ponies!: Stupid Lilly Ledbetter. First these women want equal pay, now they want the toilet seat down. It won't be long until they expect us to satisfy them ... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: This just in. Danish men are too friggin' lazy to lower the toilet seat themselves.. more » ecobore: ah, the Americans did it first! Obviously didn't sell well, you can't buy it anymore! [www.joes-plumbing.com] more » -
#toilets
The HemAway Toilet Seat is Tough To Think About
This is how one physician dealt with the problem of using the toilet while battling hemorrhoids. The HemAway toilet seat—because severe butt pain can be a powerful inspiration. [HemAway via Medgadget] -
#toilets
Interactive Toilet Scares Kids into Pooping, Hopefully Not in Their Pants
Have you ever been scared to use the restroom because you're terrified something's going to pop out of the toilet and grab your ass? The Interactive Toilet does that to your children. Sort of. More » -
#toiletwars
Danish Students Invent Auto-Lowering Toilet Seat. Ha. Ha.
Some students in Denmark have invented a toilet that functions like a punchline in some god awful 90s sitcom. The seat automatically lowers itself after you flush. LOL GENDER WARS OMG. More » -
#takealoadoff
Toilet Seat Scale Makes You Feel Five Pounds Lighter
The best time to weigh yourself is first thing in the morning before you eat and, preferably, after you have used the bathroom. That's where the toilet seat scale comes in. More » -
