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more about #torture more comments → Tony C: Screw the anus, I'd be more worried about it puncturing my baggage! more » GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga: My a-noose has withdrawn into my body in fear after seeing that chair. more » Hello Mister Walrus: It's all good fun until some April 1, when someone replaces that transparent support with collapsible plastic. more » Nick: make that an ice block and double the torture . . . err i mean pleasure. we could use it when we're "talking" to prisoners. more » akira_santiago: sigh...another reason why i'm embarrassed about my poor city more » Mayor McRib: I can sense a Giz meetup at the airport? Who's with me? more » Kaiser-Machead: We need more risktakers when it comes to karaoke. Someone needs to just get Borat's "Throw the Jew down the Well" and see how the crowd reacts. more » Rabid Penguin: I hope they provide waterboarding as a more calming alternative for those who just can't handle karaoke. more » Curves: This has to be a joke. more » s0crates82: That's, um, his wife. more » AceKicker: AAARG, why is this not available in the states? DO WANT. more » redman042: Ripped from a James Bond movie. Can't remember for sure which one. But in the scene, Bond is in a casino playing a special electronic game with the ... more » Erica Ho: I challenge you to a thumb war. more » Gilbert Tang Jr.: I'm not going to lie: me wantee! more » -
#furniture
Stake Chair Makes My Delicate Parts Quiver in Terror
The Judas Cradle was a popular form of torture in the middle ages, involving slowly lowering some poor, naked bastard onto a pyramid. Now you can bring that fun home with you in stool form! More » -
#torture
Bush Airport Sets Up Karaoke Booths, Makes Traveling a Bigger Nightmare
Have a flight heading into George Bush airport in Houston? You might want to make some adjustments now that management has set up karaoke booths to entertain (?) weary travelers. More » -
#massage
Head Kenzan: Massage Away Stress, Torture Prisoners With One Handy Device
The Head Kenzan is is inspired by a traditional Japanese tool called “kenzan” that is used in Japanese flower arranging to hold plants in place. But to westerners like myself, it looks like some sort of iron maiden for the scalp. However, the true purpose of the device is far from torture—in fact, it is designed to massage the scalp using 92 plastic bristles that are described as "not-too-hard and not-too-soft." As ridiculous as this thing looks, I can almost feel those plastic spikes running over my head—ensuring that I maintain my luxurious mane of hair well into old age. Available for $47. [Japan Trend Shop via RGS] -
#ipod
iPod Nano Mostly Survives Horrible Torture
Curious how your new iPod nano can withstand Jack Bauer-like torture? PC World put the nano through a series of tests to see if they could either break it and/or get it to tell them where Marwan is. Here are the results... More » -
#tortuousmaximus
Vilcus Plug Dactyloadapter, For Insane People and Those Who Hate Them
Art Lebedev studio, responsible for that spectacular Optimus Maximus keyboard with a video display on each key, has apparently gone nuts, now giving you a way to test electrical circuits by shocking yourself half to death. The creative design studio calls this a Vilcus plug dactyloadapter, and it includes adapters for European and US power outlets. Simply insert a finger in each hole, plug it in, and boom! You're in Electric Ladyland. This product might be popular with the Department of Homeland Security and their colleagues down at Gitmo. More » -
