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more about #translation more comments → Dave J.: "Your dog wants a steak." #crytranslatoriphoneapp more » Curves: As a parent, most times you already know why they are crying, so I cant see this as being worth $30 unless youre a babysitter with no clue about babie... more » seapathac: Wow, do they have one of these apps to interpret what girlfriends are really upset about when they're arguing? Cause I'm more lost in that category. #... more » OCEntertainment: Puh-leeze. This is hardly a helpful app. When this app can automatically dispense food when it detects hunger or carry my child to the crib when it de... more » Kaiser-Machead: This app demeans us both #crytranslatoriphoneapp more » Complexified: Is this the guy who made the app? #crytranslatoriphoneapp more » Brenton Poke: This is great and all, but they might not need this if they hadn't kicked out some of their real translators for being gay... more » Hello Mister Walrus: Isn't this what they have in Star Trek to explain why the crew can talk to aliens? more » weatherman: Since I don't speak Arabic, I'm going to have to just trust that it's accurate. I think this would be a godsend for so many travelers. And it would be... more » GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga: Well, from what I have gathered from watching the documentary "Team America:World Police", Arabic only consists of the words Durkha, Jihad, and Muhamm... more » Guymann: I wonder if I can use this to talk to women... more » frigg: I think I'll wait for the upgraded Speeek & Spelll more » Dirkfart Faeclefunk: Yea i'm a welsh speaker and that is pretty lol, but not a massive suprise. See a few dodgy translations around the place but never quite that bad :D S... more » alexmg2420: That truly couldn't be any funnier unless he had his contact information in his signature. more » zenpoet: Thats almost as good as the "Spicy Been Curd" kanji tattoo. more » -
#iphoneapps
iPhone Translation App Speaks Three Languages With Your Mouth
Somewhere on the App Store spectrum, between the travel phrasebooks and those apps that replace your mouth with a slightly weirder mouth, you'll find iLingual, an app that steals your lips, and uses them to speak three different languages. More » -
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iPhone App Interprets Babies' Tears While Excusing Pathetic Parenting
The Cry Translator iPhone app is supposed to assist those with little parental instinct by translating the sobs and screams of their children and providing advice. How ever did we all make it to adulthood without apps like this? More » -
#software
Remarkable Speech-to-Speech Voice Translator Coming to iPhone and Blackberry
Sakhr is a translation company with big clients like the U.S. Department of Defense and Homeland Security. They specialize in English/Arabic translation, and this demo of their iPhone/Blackberry app (not publicly available) looks like the Holy Grail of translation software. More » -
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Softbank's Speeek iPhone App Translates Spoken Japanese to English On the Fly
Speeek is an app that can recognize up to 1,500 spoken Japanese phrases and translate them into either English or Chinese. Pocket Babel Fish? Yes please. -
#humor
Road Sign Translation Snafu Proves Machines Are Less Lazy Than Humans
What happens when you ask a guy to translate something for you into a language you don't understand? This. The top part of the sign is in English, but when they emailed someone to translate that English into Welsh, the response actually said "I am not in the office at the moment. Please send any work to be translated." That's right, it's an out of office message, which subsequently made it onto the road sign undetected. We hope those residents are getting used to Welsh truck drivers carrying heavy goods. [BBC - Thanks Christopher!] -
