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more about #twilight something_unique_and_descriptive: It's like they don't realize that the entire movie was non-scene pred within 24hrs of its release. The appropriate punishment would have simply been ... more » nutbastard: also, how come all the dudes in this movie look like chicks? has it really gone this far? do i have to wait 10 years for masculinity to come back into... more » nutbastard: really the SNAFU here is this - theater or no theater, are you seriously going to sit down in the future and watch yourself sing happy birthday? or ar... more » Roeroica: They just started singing in the middle of the movie? I'd be pissed if I was in that theater. more » Faxmonkey: Now she also owes royalties for the song Happy Birthday . . . Public performance of a copyrighted song? What was she thinking? more » aardvarked: I think anyone obnoxious enough to sing happy birthday in a cinema deserves to go to jail. more » minibeardeath: but what about the fact that she was doing a public performance of the Happy Birthday song????????? huh??? that should net her a good 5 extra years more » mike563: I'm sure many people auto hate twilight because its so popular. Thats what the Romans said about Jesus. We all know how that ended..... He died for y... more » Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: I think all we need to remember is, vampires can't get boners. more » Counterglow: Seems to me we need some massive social disobedience. I know there's all kinds of jokes to be made about how the woman deserves what she's getting, b... more » Calzo: I remember when the mute kids signed me happy birthday. more » Panzer23: Well at least this discounts you from being a vampire... still worried about the zombie though... more » BazookaJoe: So - to all of you IQ20 degenerates that love this shit so much? - This is how much they care about you! more » Yerzriknot: Shouldn't we reserve prison for the real monsters; like Stephenie Meyer? more » OCEntertainment: At first I was wondering how they would get footage of the movie while singing happy birthday. Were they singing in the middle of the movie?! Then I ... more » exoren22: She should be jailed--along with the rest of the theater--for paying to see Twilight. I'd pay to NOT see Twilight. more » PShap: I support this. Any attempt to increase viewing of any part of this movie should be punished harshly. more » krazydonutboy: that pale fellow looks awfully upset about this more » FlawedHero: If they gave this woman three years for recording two minutes, they'd have to give Stephenie Meyer life with no chance of parole for recording 252 min... more » axan: Yet the theatre can legally charge you $25 for a bag of Popcorn, a Soda and box of fucking Goobers... I liked Craig Ferguson's line, something like, ... more » -
#piracy
Recording Two Minutes of Twilight Could Lead to Three Years of Jail
A woman is potentially facing three years in jail for recording three minutes of New Moon, the sequel to Twilight. Three years. In Jail. Over Twilight. More » -
#energydrinks
Blood Energy Potion Cures Imaginary Afflicitions Four Hours At A Time
Jack pointed out the lameness and creepiness of the Blood Energy Potion, but it gets lamer and creepier. The makers are touting it as being the best way to deal with your imagined vampirism while drinking faux blood. More » -
#energydrinks
Blood Energy Drink Surprisingly Not Comprised of Bottled Twilight Fangirl Angst
This vampire shit has gone too far. I mean really, can we just drop the act and start drinking real human blood already? More » -
#twilight
Please, Nobody Show This Twilight USB Drive to Any Girls
Do you think that your eardrums being intact is a good thing? Then please, don't show this Twilight USB drive to any girls between the age of 9 and 15. Or was it 45. Can't tell these days. [EntertainmentEarth] -
#ebooks
Now You Can Read Twilight, Golden Compass On Your iPhone
If your one dream in life was to read the teenage vampire novel Twilight on your iPhone and pay twice as much as normal, you can now die happy. More »
