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more about #uhoh more comments → strider_mt2k: God help us all... more » Hello Mister Walrus: The obvious solution would be for all of us to disconnect our computers permanently. Look at how much suffering this cyber culture has caused. Wouldn'... more » s017jrs: I don't understand how people are still infected with this thing. It's been all over the news, all over teh intarwebs, just about everybody that has ... more » Dethzilla: Uhm... there is a solution. Wipe your heard drive. Scrub it... Reinstall... never connect to the internet again. more » Sticks Calhoun: So, it tries to connect to a bunch of random domain names and then downloads whatever and does whatever (maybe). Wouldn't it be possible to write code... more » Hello Mister Walrus: Brains... brains... delicious PC brains.... more » elementary: Trend Micro, in a blog post that sounds more like it was written by a President in an apocalypse movie than a software security expert Remember when t... more » SJRNWT: Anyone in Canada know anyone who's infected with Conficker? I work on a lot of peoples' computers and it's the first thing I check for (see Conficker ... more » GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday: OK, I'm scared enough that I might need to take action. I know removing the heads of Zombies kills them. What do I need to smash/cut/shoot off to "k... more » logruszed: Stay alert, don't contract S.T.O.R.M.S. (Sexually Transmitted Organic Rapid Mutation Syndrome)! more » Kaiser-Machead: Seems Verizon needs to work on its 'Boom'. more » -
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Conficker'd Machines Are All Doing... Something
Whether it's an actual functional update or a ploy to further inflate the worm's horrifying reputation, an encrypted, mysterious thing is downloading to machines infected with Conficker C, right now. UPDATED More » -
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Bad News: Cellphones Make Your Sperm Stupid
Bad news, dudes and ladies who hope to someday be impregnated by said dudes! According to some researches from the Cleveland Clinic, cellphones wreck your sperms up, making them too stupid to knock ladies up. More » -
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ATTENTION LAST MINUTE ONLINE SHOPPERS
Ding ding ding. You're officially fucked! If you wanted to get your package by Christmas from Amazon and a number of other online retailers, it's too late now no matter how much you spend. Time to face the crowds. -
