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more about #usbdrive lpranal: "Currently only available in Japan." That may explain the fact that when I look at it, all I see is a lecherous anime stereotype. more » shorty63136: Yeah, it's not worth it if it's not also a bottle opener. I mean, it looks so inviting for a cap. more » weatherman: I really want to like this, but; a) it is magenta 2) I never trust any device that relies on a service for which there is no charge. That just seems ... more » Calzo: I could use this for my por... pictures. Rosa go to sleep. more » PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:: So this is basically a NAS with no native storage and a free web service to access your files? Sounds pretty good although it isn't very aesthetically... more » Bokusatsu_Tenshi: That's because it's not an ad for a plastic hamburger-shaped USB drive, but an ad for the most advanced Candy Girl that can be used as secretary... sh... more » strider_mt2k: Scary girl robots. more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: I wonder if she is daisy chain-able? But seriously, I think I found the perfect thing to replace the teeth my Ex knocked out. And yes, I just checke... more » N1k0s: My buddy is going out with her. He's got a main girl but this one is his back-up. more » VanCachophony: i hate to be one of "them" but when I saw the thumbnail of the above pic, i couldn't help but think, what is a vampire doing with a tiny hamburger and... more » yungjerry703: you are never gonna fit all those gigs in that mouth. more » Kaiser-Machead: Interfacing with fembots has much to be desired. more » NurseDave: That's not a USB port, that's the blow-up valve. more » Curves: Since it said "No Girls" I had to look. Then I found out its nothing I wanted anyway, so carry on guys. more » shorty63136: I thought it was a flask until I clicked on it from the main page. more » Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: Please just fucking kill me now. more » zlo2: Considering the amount of girls who read gadget blogs, I think we're safe now. more » ichiban1081: Too late my wife read this site, saw the drive and took my credit card....thanks Chen! lol more » UberJumper: Ohhhh there's Twilight action figures too! Wait, am I not supposed to be excited about that? Is the Internet still hating on Twilight? more » slater: You can use it to cruise for chicks outside your local junior high. more » -
#usb
Lockface Facial Recognition Puts a Little MI5 In Your USB
Hey, look! It's a gimmicky USB drive that actually provides a somewhat useful service! Lockface, developed by Futen in Japan, uses your computer's web cam to identify you before letting you access its data. More » -
#internetsharing
Second Generation Pogoplug Lets You Share Multiple USB Drives Over the Internet
Like the prior model, the new Pogoplug allows for USB drive sharing over the Internet. It'll run for $129, still have no service fees, take up to four USB drives, and have Twitter and Facebook integration. More » -
#imagecache
Hamburger USB Drive Marketers Only Sort of Understand USB
We get the idea to have a girl "eating" the plastic hamburger-shaped USB drive—it looks like food, ha ha. But then, why Photoshop a USB port into her mouth? Do these people understand either USB or food? [Crunchgear] -
#twilight
Please, Nobody Show This Twilight USB Drive to Any Girls
Do you think that your eardrums being intact is a good thing? Then please, don't show this Twilight USB drive to any girls between the age of 9 and 15. Or was it 45. Can't tell these days. [EntertainmentEarth] -
#usb
Rocky's Third Leg USB Drive Pumps the Abs
Rocky doesn't need anyone to hold his feet for situps. Nor do Apollo Creed or Clubber Lang. Not to be racially insensitive, but are Apollo and Clubber's USB connectors slightly larger? More » -
#nintendo
Mario World To Take All Over Your USB Ports
I wish these Mario, Koopa, Goomba, and Shroom 4GB USB thumb drives were actual Nintendo mass-produced products. That way I wouldn't have to spend $55 on each of them, but hey, they are handcrafted with love. More » -
#usb
Kingston Launches "World's First" 128GB USB Flash Drive... For The Price Of A Laptop
Remember those heady days when USB drives used to cost hundreds of dollars? Well, thanks to Kingston's latest 128GB monster, they can again. More » -
#mimobots
Darth Vader Unmasked Mimobot Flash Drive: If You're Lucky, You'll Get the Not-Whiny Anakin
Mimoco's getting more clever with their latest Star Wars mimobot flash drives—Darth Vader and Clone Rex have removeable masks, and one out of six Vaders will have the Uncle Fester face underneath, not the NOOOOO one. [Mimoco] -
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#flashdrives
What's the Best USB Flash Drive?
Ars tricked Matt Woodward into running a gauntlet of tests on eight USB flash drives—a gadget you typically only evaluate by price/storage—to discover the secret king of flash drives. It's an epic piece. More » -
#memory
Mini MPC 2000XL Sampler and SP1200 Drum Machine USB Flash Drives
I'm tired of uninspired flash drive designs. So it's shaped like a donut huh? Meh. It's filled with beer eh? Not interested. These mini MPC 2000XL and SP1200 flash drives are really where it's at. More » -
#zombies
Resident Evil 5 USB Chainsaw Only Kills Nano Zombies, But Stores 2GB of Confidential Umbrella Files
Only the teeniest of zombies will fear this little USB chainsaw that normally comes packed in limited edition copies of Resident Evil 5. $23.99 is pricey for 2GB storage, but...bloody chainsaw. [eBay via OhGizmo] -
#review
Pogoplug Review: Share Any USB Disk Over the Net (Even to iPhone)
The people behind Pogoplug may have raised the price to $100, but they managed to deliver a way to share any USB drive over the internet that's incredibly easy—and it even works with iPhones. More » -
#usb
The USB Finger Drive Is Real and as Gross as We Imagined
Once again, reality beats fiction: If your name is Jerry Jalava, the USB finger is more than just a concept. It's the real thing embedded in your own hand, carrying a Billix Linux distribution. More » -
#storage
The Green Man USB Drive Can Do Impossible Yoga Poses
Practicing yoga can involve achieving higher levels of posing and meditation. Only Green Man can achieve true Nirvana by sitting cross legged with his decapitated head lying in his hands. Suck on that Sting! More » -
#cake
Cake Decorator Takes Flash Drive Photograph a Bit Too Literally
Note to anyone buying a custom cake: Always print the picture you'd like recreated in frosting. Never just hand over a USB drive expecting things to work themselves out. [Cake Wrecks via The Raw Feed] -
#usbram
RAM-Shaped USB Flash Drive Reaches For The Next Level
In the hierarchy of memory types, RAM ranks higher (faster, closer to the processor) than hard drives, but lower than L2 cache. This Segon USB flash drive thinks it's better than itself. More » -
#usb
USB Drive Saves Data, Tells Future
Oh mystical USB drive I come to you with an important question: "Will there be any Snickers left in the breakroom vending machine?" (Stars Say Yes). Thank you USB drive. You are truly wise. More » -
#storage
CurrenKey Coin-Shaped Flash Drive: It's Almost a Good Idea
Kudos to LaCie for making their flash drives more portable—although, the coin-shape may prove problematic. It won't be long before your sensitive data ends up in the hands of some Starbucks employee. More »
