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    PFunk: Doofers are awesome. Not sure why using one would mean that someone shouldn't be eating a hamburger, but I guess that's exactly the sort of baseless a... more »
    BeautifulAgony: 007 can haz cheezburger? more »
    Chriswifvanilla: Actually here in New Zealand there is a Gourmet burger chain called burger fuel, and they offer these things called doofers (which they have a patent ... more »
    OMG! Ponies!: If I catch anyone using one of these to eat my burgers, I will shove it so far up their colon that the Cubs will win the Series before they pass it. more »
    92BuickLeSabre: I'm always jawing on and on about how design is so important, that form is just as important as function, etc., etc. As it turns out, I was wrong. more »
    Scotland: I think we're all thinking the same thing. more »
    Hello Mister Walrus: This device is completely superfluous. I just have my servants feed hamburgers to me. more »
    P3nnst8r: Just when I thought that pencil-holder-toting-stuffed-monkey-cum-webcam void in my technologic heart would never be filled, you once again grace me wi... more »
    GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga: Well, there had to come a camera which wouldn't be great for JerseyCam. This is the one. It is cute though. I would buy it for the monkey. more »
    rer89: Useless??? It seems great for spying on someone -_- more »
    flaxseed: Wh's "rc H"? Nc nm. more »
    shorty63136: Cute. Kinda screams Nanny-Cam. more »
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    Useless Monkey Webcam Smiles and Cheers You On

    Behind this monkey's disheveled smile lies a discreet webcam. He clings on to a pencil holder, handy for that USB pencil sharpener you bought during the last Woot-Off, with a special message: "Happy every day."
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