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more about #vader more comments → Curves: I love this. It would be really cool if it came with the "breathing" noise Vadar makes. The most bad ass backpack ever. more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Huuuuuuu..Luke...haawwwwww....the Dark Side...huuuuuuu..has got your...haaaaawwwwww....back..huuuuuuuu.. more » Hello Mister Walrus: "Lord Vader, if both of your hands are on my shoulders, then what are you poking my back with? And why are you giggling?" more » Hello Mister Walrus: I didn't know Sarah Silverman got a new emo look. more » ripfire: "If you only knew what happened that night. Uncle Tobi never told you what happened." "He told me enough! He told me that I am ready to be a dad! " "N... more » frigg: I think I saw that on House. It's a medical condition caused by polyspermic zygotes where some infants are born with a symbiant Darth Vader growing ou... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: And for the Seinfeld reference... "Maybe the Sith lord ate your baby?" more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Darth Baby just doesn't have the same menacing tone to it... more » ZLevee: "Sister? Sister!" he bellowed. " Your feelings have now betrayed her too….Twins!" he roared triumphantly. " If you will not turn to the Dark Side, p... more » wirelessdeo: Darth Vader did have a little girl...remember Liea?? or did we also forget about his son Luke as well? more » Curves: Everybody loves babies......even the dark side. more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: Well, what they don't tell you is that this cake had to be made at Wal Mart b/c they went to ShopRite, but the baker there wouldn't decorate the cake ... more » Kaiser-Machead: But the topping contains potassium benzoate. ........ that's bad. more » AKAuser: There is still good in him. more » -
#backpacks
Vader Back Buddy Pack Still Not As Lame As Those Three Prequels
Way back in 2006, a young, eager Jason Chen brought the world word of a Yoda Back Buddy that mimicked the training scene from The Empire Strikes Back. Now Darth Vader, ever the envious Sith Lord, wants in on the action too. More » -
#wrongmodo
Darth Vader Gets Pregnant, Has a Girl and a Cake
What in the name of all that is sugar frosted and cinnamon-flavored is this cake from hell? Is Darth Vader going to eat your baby? Is the Dark Lord your child's father too? Answer us! More » -
#dumbwars
Crutch Vader Avoids Jail, Dark Side Wins Again
District Judge Andrew Straw has given Crutch Vader a "suspended 12 months" jail sentence plus an order to pay $500 to the "victims"—twomoronsmembers of the Jedi Church of England—and their lawyer. This means that Sir Lord Vader Von Drunk—real name Arwel Wynn Hughes—will avoid jail. Quite frankly, after seeing the video of his innocuous attack, I can't believe the judge actually considered putting this guy in jail. [BBC News] -
#darthdrunk
Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault
After Darth Vader kicked a Jedi Master's ass with the Dark Side of the Crutch, District Judge Andrew Shaw issued an arrest warrant against the Lord of the Sith. After dictating it, he added: "I hope the force will soon be with him" (really—God save the Judge, Queen, and English humor.) Vader arrived later, pleading guilty to assault. During the trial, however, the court found that the events weren't exactly as we were initially told: the Jedis were actually even more moronic than previously imagined. More » -
#darthdrunk
Darth Vader Kicks Jedi Master's Ass With Crutch
A drunk guy dressed as Darth Vader, wielding a metal crutch, and probably making sounds like *swwoooshh* and *pew*pew*, assaulted and effectively kicked the ass of the founder of the first Jedi Church of England. The dork, a hairdresser called Barney Jones whose Jedi name is Master Hehol, was beaten down in his garden by the anonymous Vader while he was being interviewed for a documentary. Really. We mean this. The Jedi actually had this to say after the assault: More » -
#starwars
Kaws Darth Vader Unboxed
Not all of you loved the Kaws Darth Vader when it was first announced, but for those of you that did, Toys R Evil dug up some great new shots. According to the toy blog, only 500-1,000 were made, and they were selling for $150 exclusively at Kaws' Original Fake store in Tokyo. In any case, the final product came out looking pretty slick. More pics over at InstincToy and Tomm's Blog. [Toys R Evil] More » -
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#stranglewithstyle
Supreme Edition Darth Vader Costume From Original Molds Really Wheezes
The Supreme Edition Darth Vader Costume is the full package: you get a jumpsuit complete with fake leather pants and sleeves (though the codpiece is real leather), Darth's signature cape, and all of his armor cast from the original Lucasfilm molds. Our favorite part: the suit has a custom apparatus to mimic Darth's breathing. It can be toggled off if you want (but why would you?) And on top of that, it will only cost you $850 and comes with a cool freebie. More »
