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more about #valentines Curves: Once upon a time a NonGiZ reader asked a Giz reader, "How do I make my junk bigger so the ladies on the beach will look at me?" GizRead said "Get a po... more » badhatharry: That thing looks like a beak. more » Monty: My wife is going to be pissed that you have photos of me taking pictures of - er - yes -- okay, I'm in trouble. more » Fierock: Most women just don't get it, and most men won't tell you - it's not so much about the penile shrinkage and its turtle-head like appearance (though th... more » BeautifulAgony: They don't. How do trolls quality as commenters? Huh? Huh?? Yah, admit it, I got ya! more » weatherman: If I see a NSFW tag, I want some F-ing NSFW? There ain't no NSFW in there! WTF? BBQ! more » deathbytray: I think at least one of the so-called "pretty girls" is a dude. more » LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: I dont care what this says. Because ya know what? This picture has just shrunk my sex drive in half. Yick. Please, just wear swim trunks where I don't... more » KanSer: Only guys with tiny dicks fear shrinkage, and they only fear it vocally to deflect and pre-empt the fact that people might be able to see that it's sm... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: They should have called it the Penis Mightier... "You've got yourself a goldmine there Trebek!" more » rgspb: Any self respecting "mo" would never wear a swimsuit like this! Plus, we all know a well fitting cock-ring is all you need to lift and separate. more » Brenden Davis: Like looking into the sun? More like looking at the fork that is flying into your eye and not being able to blink before it hits... more » KanSer: Pervs? Who's a perv? Why's that jubbly-shot censored? more » BeautifulAgony: more » Hello Mister Walrus: What's up with that one topless girl? What is she supposed to be? more » Curves: So rolled up sweat socks dont work for this any more? more » GalenAlexis: 'Cosplaying' is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life. Waste of time. Waste of fabric. Waste of energy. Waste of your damn life! Go bowlin... more » P3nnst8r: I actually like the first shot. Good picture qualities. more » strider_mt2k: PONIES! The LEGEND! more » strider_mt2k: Wow that crazy. Well, you kids have fun. more » -
#valentines
The Rooster Booster: A Shrinkage-Fighting Wonderbra For Your Boys
I know, I know. That picture is like looking into the sun. But this swimwear serves a very important function—it enhances a man's package to combat the dreaded shrinkage effect. More » -
#valentines
A Tribute to Creepy Guys Taking Pictures of Pretty Girls (NSFW)
Today we celebrate the unsung hero of the trade show, the creepy guy who stops at nothing to acquire the perfect shot of a girl who probably hates him. More » -
#wrongmodo
Say You Love Her with Heart-Shaped Pork Dumplings
Screw chocolates. If you must be tacky and celebrate Valentine's, "tell her about your love with a heart-shaped pork dumpling instead of chocolate. Satisfaction guaranteed." At least, that's what my friend Kumiko says. [Thanks Kumiko] -
#love
Giz and Fleshbot's Valentine's Sex Gadget Gift Guide (NSFW)
Valentine's Day is but a few days away—and if you're anything like us, you probably haven't even begun to think about buying a present for your loved (or lusted after) one. Here's help.
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#bubblicious
Amore Bay Is Most Hideous Hot Tub Ever Created
This is $20,000 of love-themed hot tub, the Walker Signature Special Edition. Special features include seating for six, tacky red hearts, fountains, Valentine-red colors, a "playground area" (ooer) and MP3-ready stereo. Our ideal use for this tasteless tub is in the video after the jump. [Born Rich and Dimension One press release] More » -
